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Dolly Parton, country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80 after cancer diagnosis

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Dolly Parton, one of the great­est singer-song­writ­ers in coun­try mu­sic, who was also much cher­ished for her phil­an­thropy, has died aged 80.

Her death was an­nounced by nephew Brian Seaver on Instagram. I have imag­ined the heav­i­ness of this mo­ment but haven’t truly felt it un­til now,” he said. It is an ho­n­our, an ho­n­our that is mixed with ab­solute pride and great sad­ness.”

Parton’s team con­firmed the singer died Tuesday after bravely fac­ing a brief bat­tle with can­cer.”

Dolly de­parted her Earthly life to­day at the Vanderbilt-Ingram Cancer Center sur­rounded by loved ones,” the state­ment con­tin­ued.

So gifted that she wrote two of the 20th cen­tu­ry’s great­est songs — Jolene and I Will Always Love You — in a sin­gle day, Parton’s song­writ­ing was char­ac­terised by its vivid sto­ry­telling, emo­tional acu­ity and melodic strength, all sung with stri­dent clar­ity. From an even­tual cat­a­logue of hun­dreds of songs, she scored a record 25 US coun­try No 1 sin­gles and 47 al­bums in the coun­try Top 10. She crossed over into the pop charts with 9 to 5, a US No 1 hit in 1980; bal­anced her mu­sic ca­reer with ac­claimed act­ing, twice earn­ing Golden Globe nom­i­na­tions for her roles; and do­nated more than 300m books to chil­dren through her Imagination Library lit­er­acy pro­ject.

This was all done with con­sid­er­able panache, rhine­stoned glam­our and tow­er­ing hair­dos, with her im­mor­tal as­ser­tion re­gard­ing her ap­pear­ance — “it takes a lot of money to look this cheap” — the most quoted ex­am­ple of Parton’s ready wit.

Parton was born in poverty in a one-room cabin in Tennessee, the fourth child to a mother who would have 12 chil­dren by the age of 35, and a fa­ther who was a farmer and con­struc­tion worker. One of her best-loved songs, Coat of Many Colours, was about her mother cre­at­ing patch­work clothes; Parton’s first gui­tar was cob­bled to­gether from a man­dolin with bass gui­tar strings. Her first proper gui­tar was given to her aged eight by her un­cle, and she went from singing in church to ap­pear­ing on lo­cal tele­vi­sion aged 10, to cut­ting her first record aged 13. That year, she ap­peared at the Grand Ole Opry, the con­cert hall in Nashville at the cen­ter of coun­try mu­sic, and her per­for­mance was in­tro­duced by Johnny Cash. I’ve al­ways be­lieved things would go well, and I dreamed that they would even be­fore I was in high school,” she later said. I al­ways wanted to be a star. It just seemed nat­ural to me.”

After grad­u­at­ing high school in 1964, she moved to Nashville and started out as a song­writer rather than per­former. The fol­low­ing year, she was signed as an artist and ini­tially moulded as a pop singer, with­out suc­cess; af­ter she was al­lowed to switch to coun­try, she scored back-to-back hits and re­leased her de­but al­bum Hello, I’m Dolly. In 1966, she mar­ried Carl Dean — who died in 2025, with the cou­ple re­new­ing their vows in 2016 to mark 50 years to­gether.

Beginning in 1967, a duet part­ner­ship with coun­try singer and TV per­son­al­ity Porter Wagoner helped her star con­tinue to as­cend, and she had her first coun­try No 1 in 1971 with the song Joshua.

Jolene, her un­for­get­tably raw and des­per­ate plea to a ri­val lover, was re­leased in 1973 and be­came her first UK suc­cess, reach­ing No 7. I Will Always Love You, writ­ten to Wagoner as a farewell af­ter their cre­ative part­ner­ship ended, was a coun­try No 1 in 1974 and again via a re-recorded ver­sion in 1982, and would go on to be a huge pop suc­cess when re­vived by Whitney Houston for the sound­track of The Bodyguard in 1992: it is still the best­selling sin­gle of all time by a woman, with an es­ti­mated 20m sales.

In the mid 1970s, Parton broad­ened her sound, em­brac­ing pop-rock arrange­ments on songs such as 1977’s Light of a Clear Blue Morning — its ac­com­pa­ny­ing al­bum New Harvest … First Gathering was her first en­try in the pop al­bum chart. Later that year, its fol­low-up, Here You Come Again, reached the Top 20 and was her first mil­lion-sell­ing LP, pow­ered in part by its hit ti­tle track, which also won Parton the first of her 10 Grammy awards.

The year 1980 was a peak in her suc­cess, with three back-to-back coun­try No 1s, in­clud­ing 9 to 5, taken from the film of the same name, which Parton starred in along­side Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, earn­ing her an Oscar nom­i­na­tion for best orig­i­nal song. Parton would later write songs for a stage mu­si­cal ver­sion of 9 to 5, in 2008.

Another clas­sic sin­gle came in 1983 — Islands in the Stream, a duet with Kenny Rogers, which topped the US pop charts — and a Christmas al­bum with Rogers in 1984 went two times plat­inum. There were more no­table film roles in the 1980s, too, op­po­site Burt Reynolds in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Sylvester Stallone in Rhinestone, and an all-star fe­male en­sem­ble in Steel Magnolias.

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A land­mark Parton al­bum came in 1987 with Trio, an ex­quis­itely har­monised, spring­wa­ter-clear col­lab­o­ra­tion with Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt, earn­ing Parton her only nom­i­na­tion for al­bum of the year at the Grammys. Another all-star trio record­ing came in 1993, with Tammy Wynette and Loretta Lynn on the al­bum Honky-Tonk Angels, fol­lowed by a re­union with Harris and Ronstadt for Trio II in 1999, fea­tur­ing a Grammy-winning cover of Neil Young’s After the Gold Rush.

The turn of the cen­tury brought a tril­ogy of ac­claimed blue­grass al­bums, and Parton would re­lease 10 more LPs, the most re­cent be­ing Rockstar in 2023. She was courted by a younger gen­er­a­tion of stars, ap­pear­ing with coun­try artists such as Brad Paisley as well as pop singers such as Kesha, and her god­daugh­ter Miley Cyrus. There were fewer act­ing roles, but she lent her voice to an­i­mated film Gnomeo and Juliet in 2011 and the fol­low­ing year ap­peared along­side Queen Latifah and more in the mu­si­cal film Joyful Noise.

Alongside her mu­sic and act­ing, Parton was an as­tute busi­ness­woman and phil­an­thropist. She founded the film and TV pro­duc­tion com­pany Sandollar, with for­mer man­ager Sandy Gallin, which went on to pro­duce hits such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Father of the Bride film se­ries. In 1986, she took a stake in the Silver Dollar City theme park in Tennessee and re­named it Dollywood, dou­bling its size over the next two decades, and a Dollywood-branded spa, cabin com­plex, the­atre-restau­rant con­cept and wa­ter­park have since been opened.

The Dollywood Foundation, funded through these busi­ness ven­tures and cre­ative pro­jects, was cre­ated in 1988, ini­tially award­ing col­lege schol­ar­ships and run­ning a pro­gram to help chil­dren com­plete high school in her na­tive Sevier county, Tennessee. In 1995, Parton be­gan her Imagination Library pro­ject, which sent an age-ap­pro­pri­ate book to every child in the county every month un­til they were five. My fa­ther could not read and write, and I saw how crip­pling that could be,” she ex­plained. It ex­panded na­tion­wide in 2000, in­ter­na­tion­ally in 2006, and 40m books are now dis­trib­uted each year across the US, Canada, Australia, the UK and Ireland.

In 2022, Jeff Bezos do­nated $100m (£83m) to the foun­da­tion. That year, Parton ex­plained that as well as im­prov­ing child lit­er­acy, it’s the fact they get recog­nised. They get this lit­tle book with their lit­tle name on it in the mail, and they feel spe­cial. They start tak­ing pride in them­selves, and they know that some­body out there is think­ing of [them].”

Parton also set up a re­serve in 2003 to help pre­serve the bald ea­gle; con­tributed $500,000 to the open­ing of a Sevier county hos­pi­tal in 2006; co­or­di­nated re­lief ef­forts for peo­ple af­fected by the Smoky moun­tain wild­fires of 2016; and con­tributed to an HIV/Aids char­ity al­bum. She sup­ported Black Lives Matter and trans­gen­der rights, op­pos­ing a North Carolina bathroom bill” that re­stricted trans­gen­der peo­ple’s ac­cess to toi­lets (Parton was also nom­i­nated for an Oscar for her song in trans drama Transamerica, en­ti­tled Travelin’ Thru).

She made a num­ber of do­na­tions to Vanderbilt University’s med­ical cen­ter in Nashville, Tennessee, where her niece was treated for leukemia. The most high-pro­file of these was in 2020, when she do­nated $1m for re­search into Covid-19, which formed the ba­sis for the even­tual Moderna vac­cine.

In May 2026, Parton can­celled her Las Vegas res­i­dency over health is­sues. A Broadway mu­si­cal is also set to open later this year af­ter a run in Nashville.

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My Friend Aaron

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The fol­low­ing is a short story. Discussed on Hacker News here.

The fol­low­ing is a short story.

Discussed on Hacker News here.

*****

This one is about my friend, Aaron. I met him at school, and in our first year when we were eleven years old I told him I wanted to be his best friend but he said he al­ready had a best friend. He was prob­a­bly the smartest per­son in our year, but he did­n’t ap­ply him­self aca­d­e­m­i­cally at all. Instead he was al­ways be­com­ing ob­sessed with things that weren’t any­thing to do with study­ing. By the time we were sev­en­teen he was spend­ing all of his evenings play­ing World of Warcraft, which he was ranked top-sixth in the world at. I re­mem­ber it was top-sixth be­cause we’d made a bet that if he got into the top five I would let him copy my course­work for our fi­nal year Physics exam. This was­n’t long af­ter he had tried to con­vince every­one that he was go­ing to be a pro­fes­sional foot­ball player de­spite be­ing con­sid­er­ably over­weight. He had an ad­dic­tive per­son­al­ity.

When he in­vari­ably did­n’t get the grades he needed to fin­ish school and every­one from our friend­ship group went off to uni­ver­sity, Aaron stayed be­hind and sort of just faded into the back­ground of our col­lec­tive con­scious­ness. He was the per­son we would speak about at the pub re­unions that no­body in­vited him to.

What do you think hap­pened to Aaron?’ some­one would ask. Do you re­mem­ber the time he told us that he was go­ing to be­come Prime Minister?’

How about when he said he wanted to be­come a pro­fes­sional quiz show con­tes­tant?’ some­one else would add.

One af­ter­noon dur­ing Christmas break we ven­tured into a pub in the town where we all grew up and Aaron was work­ing be­hind the bar. He pre­tended not to see us and we turned around and left in a sheep­ish hurry. I still cringe about that, es­pe­cially be­cause I was one of the few peo­ple who kept in oc­ca­sional con­tact with Aaron. I had a soft spot for him be­cause he had stuck up for me through a pe­riod of bul­ly­ing much ear­lier on at school. He had slapped one of my bul­lies so hard that they had to have emer­gency surgery to reat­tach their right retina. Aaron got sus­pended for two weeks for that. For a long time I felt that I owed him.

Many of my friends stud­ied sub­jects like Maths, Physics, or Economics and went on to be­come fi­nan­cial an­a­lysts and traders work­ing in the City of London. Ironically it was the sort of thing that Aaron was built for as stock trad­ing is a good fit for some­one with an ad­dic­tive per­son­al­ity: every day is a high-oc­tane day of risk and re­ward. So nat­u­rally, when the un­reg­u­lated pre­dic­tion mar­kets came along Aaron was one of the first in line to sign up for an ac­count. Prediction mar­kets were web­sites where any­one could bet on any­thing. You could put money on mun­dane things like the price of oil go­ing up or much more es­o­teric out­comes like when a video game would get re­leased, or how many likes” a pop star’s so­cial me­dia post would gar­ner. Aaron had spent sev­eral years do­ing bar and wait­ing work and felt now he was be­ing handed an open­ing to be­come rich, all from his bed­room.

*****

I had been work­ing at a startup in London as a pro­gram­mer, and the com­pany had gone bank­rupt so I de­cided to move home for a few months over the sum­mer to fig­ure out what I was go­ing to do next. I had­n’t texted Aaron for nearly two years but hardly any­one else was around, so I got back in touch with him. The first time we met up I sug­gested we go to a café and when Aaron ar­rived he asked for just a tap wa­ter.

I can’t af­ford a drink here mate,’ he said, I’ve spent all of my wages.’

I pried with a con­cerned look.

​He ex­plained, The past few months have been tough for me. I thought I’d fi­nally get a break and try my hand at the pre­dic­tion mar­kets.’

Oh.’ I re­marked, as con­sol­ingly as pos­si­ble. How much are you in the hole for?’

A few thou­sand,’ he con­tin­ued, My dad left me a bit of money and I used ba­si­cally all of it.’ He was star­ing at the table. I was re­ally close to win­ning a lot. I’d had the whole thing mapped out. I had the per­fect bet for U.S. in­ter­est rates but they would­n’t let me place it in time. I would have quadru­pled my ini­tial in­vest­ment.’ By now he was look­ing up and to the side, shak­ing his head. The whole sys­tem is rigged. I’m never giv­ing these plat­forms an­other penny.’

Soon af­ter that, dur­ing a par­tic­u­larly long and balmy August evening walk to­gether in the park, Aaron re­vealed to me he wanted to set up his own pre­dic­tion mar­ket ex­change.

It can’t be that hard,’ he said. But I don’t re­ally know what I’m do­ing. Is that the kind of thing you could do?’

I hes­i­tated about my re­sponse be­cause I al­most al­ways said no to peo­ple who asked me to help them make a web­site. People never seemed to un­der­stand how much time and ef­fort it takes.

I mean, I’ve never made an on­line ex­change be­fore, but I know what I’m do­ing,’ I re­sponded af­ter a few, silent steps. My piti­ful dis­po­si­tion for Aaron had­n’t com­pletely faded af­ter all this time apart and I was feel­ing char­i­ta­ble. There are a cou­ple of good books I can rec­om­mend, and once you’ve read them, I’d be happy to help you with things that I wish I’d known when I was start­ing out.’ I con­cluded, And if — when — your ex­change is suc­cess­ful, maybe you can take me out for din­ner.’ I did­n’t ac­tu­ally think he would even build an ex­change, let alone it be suc­cess­ful, but I wanted to seed his mind with some en­cour­age­ment.

Perhaps un­sur­pris­ingly, Aaron quickly be­came an in­dus­tri­ous and ca­pa­ble am­a­teur pro­gram­mer. It was ob­vi­ous to me that he still had a gam­bling habit and one of the ways he tried to earn some money to pay for this was by en­ter­ing pro­gram­ming com­pe­ti­tions called hackathons”. I had told him about hackathons, and we used to get the train into London to­gether to get to them. During these 45-minute jour­neys, the most fre­quent topic of con­ver­sa­tion was the Simulation Hypothesis: that the world we live in is in fact a sim­u­lated re­al­ity. It was al­ways Aaron who brought this up.

Don’t you want to talk about some­thing else?’ I would sigh.

I’m not the most well-read per­son in Philosophy but while I pre­ferred to ap­proach these dis­cus­sions in­tel­lec­tu­ally by talk­ing about stuff I’d read about Descartes or one of my favourite films, The Matrix, Aaron in­vari­ably brought things back to his favourite film, The Truman Show.

You might not be real mate,’ he would say. Or you could be a paid ac­tor! How do I know for sure that you’re not?′ he said to me once, jab­bing my bi­cep with his large in­dex fin­ger. I think one day it will turn out that this life of mine has been a test. A test that I, duly, have passed,’ Aaron had con­tin­ued, weirdly al­most proudly.

I would of­ten place my head­phones over my ears af­ter about 15 min­utes of this repet­i­tive, cir­cu­lar dis­cus­sion and lis­ten to some Radiohead while the trees blurred past us in the train’s win­dow. As I lis­tened to the mu­sic, I would pon­der Aaron’s odd per­son­al­ity and his sus­cep­ti­bil­ity to be para­noid.

Although we did­n’t win that many hackathons we did end up com­ing run­ner-up in quite a few of them. Once, when we ar­rived at the venue, Aaron told me he wanted to en­ter the hackathon on his own.

That’s against the spirit of why I’m do­ing this with you,’ I had warned him.

He went ahead and worked on his own pro­ject any­way, and on that oc­ca­sion he ac­tu­ally won the com­pe­ti­tion. I did­n’t re­ally speak to him the en­tire trip back from that one. As we dis­em­barked our train, I told him I would­n’t go with him again un­less we agreed to en­ter to­gether. We did carry on do­ing them to­gether af­ter that, but I was of­ten wor­ried he would am­bush and usurp me again by go­ing off by him­self. Usually, the or­gan­is­ers of the hackathons were big ar­ti­fi­cial in­tel­li­gence com­pa­nies. They don’t pay cash for any­thing other than the top prize, but they give the run­ners up cred­its that can be used on their AI plat­forms. It was with these cred­its that Aaron built his own pri­vate army.

*****

Because we’d spent about seven years apart, once we be­came reac­quainted our friend­ship was dif­fer­ent. Most friend­ships change over time, of course, but if you stay friends with a per­son you don’t tend to no­tice that change hap­pen­ing. As much as I ben­e­fit­ted from his com­pany there were sides to Aaron that I de­spised and I don’t think he re­ally had much of a moral com­pass. He might’ve been a so­ciopath, I’m not sure. As much as I would have been wary for other friends de­vel­op­ing a gam­bling ad­dic­tion like Aaron’s, I never re­ally felt gen­uine sym­pa­thy for him be­cause he did­n’t seem to care if his ac­tions had con­se­quences on other peo­ple.

The first hackathon we par­took in to­gether we placed third, so we both won a sub­stan­tial amount of cred­its that we could spend on AI agents”: lit­tle AI bots that you can pro­gram to do your bid­ding au­tonomously. I can’t re­mem­ber what I used mine for but it would have been some­thing ba­nal. Aaron de­cided to use his cred­its to scam peo­ple.

I’ve got a plan to make a lot of money,’ he con­fided in me, while we sat watch­ing foot­ball in the liv­ing room of the apart­ment he shared with his mother. I in­structed my bots to go out into the dark web and find data breaches. I’ve got about forty-thou­sand grannies’ emails.′

I re­mem­ber his side­ways, broad grin, with both of his eyes still on the TV screen.

Another set of bots au­tonomously call these grannies up and tell them that their poor grand­child has been in an ac­ci­dent and ur­gently needs a few hun­dred quid.’

I was just about man­ag­ing to hide my re­vul­sion.

Want in?’ he asked me, turn­ing to look at me.

I told him not to in­volve me as that kind of thing is against my val­ues.

OK spoil-sport,’ he said, his eyes re­turn­ing to the TV.

We lived pretty close to one an­other and dur­ing school I would go round to Aaron’s house for din­ner a cou­ple of times per week. His mother was a lit­tle woman who had looked af­ter her only child, Aaron, all by her­self. Being a sin­gle mother she must have been a con­sid­er­ably strong and in­de­pen­dent per­son. But this was at odds with how she pre­sented as a frag­ile, gen­tle, al­most guile­less woman. She was the kind of per­son who would blush af­ter hear­ing a swear­word, and al­ways had clas­si­cal mu­sic play­ing on the ra­dio in the kitchen. The food she would serve us was usu­ally some vari­a­tion of cheese and cu­cum­ber sand­wiches with the crusts re­moved, or pasta with plain veg­eta­bles and no sauce. This kind of food was a bit in­fan­til­is­ing for a 15-year-old, but she let us play video games for as long as we wanted and that’s all I cared about at the time.

So it was weird to come back here, now in our mid-twen­ties, and see that al­most noth­ing had changed about Aaron’s liv­ing sit­u­a­tion. I only saw his mother once in the few times I went back to visit. Her eyes had be­come a stee­l­ier shade of blue, and her short hair more wiry and brit­tle-look­ing. Other than that she was just as mild on the sur­face, yet still sort of em­a­nat­ing be­ing on the verge of a panic at­tack.

Silly bitch has­n’t got enough food in,’ Aaron had said one of the times she was­n’t there, af­ter promis­ing to make us lunch.

Clearly this shel­tered and care­ful up­bring­ing had­n’t had its in­tended ef­fect. I tried to limit the amount of time we spent in that apart­ment any­way be­cause Aaron’s room was dis­gust­ing. His once un­re­mark­able but rea­son­ably kempt teenage bed­room had been des­e­crated into a poorly-ven­ti­lated zoo for the many com­put­ers he some­how af­forded and shep­herded to run his var­i­ous, doomed gam­bling ex­per­i­ments. Takeaway boxes sought space on every avail­able sur­face, and the cur­tains col­lected dust in their pleats from be­ing in a per­ma­nently drawn state.

*****

At the end of sum­mer, Aaron called to say that he’d fin­ished the first ver­sion of his web­site.

I’ve done it! I’ve al­most got all the pieces in place to run my own ex­change now. These cogs are whirring along nicely,’ he told me.

I re­mem­ber feel­ing pretty re­lieved for him that he had man­aged to achieve some­thing.

Well done,’ I told him. It seemed like now he’d be able to use that pro­ject as ex­pe­ri­ence to go and get him­self a job. You’ve done re­ally well to be able to build some­thing like that your­self. If I was a prospec­tive em­ployer that’s the kind of thing that would re­ally stand out to me.’

Prospective em­ployer?’ he replied with a tut, I’m go­ing to be my own em­ployer!’

It was a pretty in­ter­est­ing thing that he’d cre­ated, and big­ger than any side pro­ject I had made. Not only did he use AI bots to cre­ate the web­site it­self, but be­cause it was all es­sen­tially one big mar­ket­place he had AI bots us­ing the web­site for him as vir­tual pun­ters. I’ve re­pur­posed the com­put­ers in my bed­room to be servers for the bots. There are hun­dreds of them, liv­ing in­side each com­puter. Three thou­sand bots in to­tal mate,’ Aaron glee­fully went on, I’ve barely slept this week be­cause I had to write a hun­dred words for each bot to give them a proper per­son­al­ity.’

After spend­ing most of his life watch­ing friends and con­tem­po­raries suc­ceed in their ca­reers while he squan­dered his, he now had his own per­sonal fief­dom.

I’ve got just enough cred­its left to test this sys­tem for about a month to iron out the bet­ting creases, at which point it should be ready for the real world,’ he told me.

I thought it was a fool’s er­rand to make his own pre­dic­tion mar­ket and ex­pect it to suc­ceed. Aaron was a tal­ented guy, but any­one fa­mil­iar with pro­gram­ming could have made a sim­i­lar web­site with enough time. The rea­son why these big, in­cum­bent ex­changes suc­ceeded was be­cause they were run by huge tech­nol­ogy com­pa­nies with bud­gets in the hun­dreds of mil­lions. I was brac­ing for the likely re­al­ity that Aaron would yet again fail to meet the lofty and un­re­al­is­tic ex­pec­ta­tions he put on him­self.

Aaron’s in­ter­ac­tions with his AI ro­bot army had caused them to un­der­stand his in­fat­u­a­tion with The Truman Show. They used this knowl­edge to de­vise the per­fect way to test his new web­site. On Aaron’s web­site — and just like all the oth­ers — you’d ei­ther search for a mar­ket you were in­ter­ested in (such as the next win­ner of The Premier League, or who would be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom) or you would create” one by pos­ing a ques­tion about any­thing, and a price you were will­ing to bet on its out­come. Aaron’s bots had de­cided to make every sin­gle bet on his plat­form, which amounted to hun­dreds of bet­ting cat­e­gories, about Aaron him­self. It seemed like a colos­sal waste of AI cred­its and com­put­ing power but Aaron did­n’t stop them. His bots would make bets such as What will Aaron have for break­fast this morn­ing?” and How many songs will Aaron lis­ten to to­day?” Aaron had set up a chat room where all of these bots could talk to each other, just like the chat rooms he used to par­tic­i­pate in with other be­gin­ner traders. At first he would settle” every bet each evening by post­ing mes­sages in the cha­t­room such as I had por­ridge for break­fast” and I lis­tened to 52 songs to­day” and watch his ca­bal erupt — mostly in an­guish — as its win­ners syn­thet­i­cally and smugly cel­e­brated. The sheer vol­ume of bets be­came la­bo­ri­ous to deal with, so Aaron con­nected all of his own de­vices to the net­work.

Now I just let the bots read what­ev­er’s on my phone: my mes­sages, my so­cial me­dia ac­tiv­ity, my web brows­ing. They can re­solve about half of the bets them­selves that way,’ he told me on an­other phone call. But,’ he went on, I need to fig­ure out a way to make this truly au­to­mated.’

I had­n’t quite un­der­stood the level of Aaron’s un­healthy re­la­tion­ship with his bots un­til he started wear­ing his new glasses. Despite claim­ing to have no money, Aaron had man­aged to find the few hun­dred pounds re­quired to pur­chase a pair of cam­corder glasses: spec­ta­cles that had lit­tle cam­eras on the tem­ples and were ca­pa­ble of up­load­ing a live stream, 24 hours a day, of what­ever was hap­pen­ing in front of him to his bots. At first I did­n’t re­alise this new pur­chase was re­lated to his web­site.

What are those things?’ I en­quired, be­mus­edly ges­tur­ing at my tem­ples, when he sat down in front of me at a café, tap wa­ter in hand.

I want my bots to see my daily life, so they can bet on what­ever I’m do­ing,’ he an­swered.

Although I thought he’d gone in­sane, I did some­what envy his in­ge­nu­ity. The test­ing setup he had cre­ated was ex­cep­tion­ally com­plex: he had man­aged to or­ches­trate his bots to not only be­come fas­ci­nated with his life — and place bets on it — but also to build sup­ple­men­tary con­text such as vir­tual news web­sites that re­ported on the var­i­ous hap­pen­ings in his day.

They’ve only gone and made their own ver­sion of BBC News haven’t they,’ he said with a deep smirk, which I could­n’t take se­ri­ously be­cause of the bulky spec­ta­cles he was wear­ing.

It’s called The Aaron Times. Look mate,’ he said as he pro­duced his phone and low­ered it down on the table in front of us. I saw what looked like a par­ody news site, for pro­vid­ing break­ing up­dates that his bet­ting mar­ket bots would ab­sorb and use to re­solve their po­si­tions. Aaron on cof­fee ren­dezvous!” read the top head­line, ac­com­pa­nied by a pic­ture of me sit­ting in front of him — from his per­spec­tive — taken a minute or so ago. I ex­pressed my dis­com­fort and said I did­n’t want him post­ing pic­tures of me on­line.

It’s not ac­tu­ally on­line bud. It’s all run­ning on my pri­vate net­work. None of it — the money, the bets — is real… The whole thing’s a sim­u­la­tion!’ he tried to re­as­sure me, ges­tic­u­lat­ing as he went.

I thought Aaron’s cred­its would run out and that would be the end of it: he would fi­nally get a job. After hav­ing spent the best part of a year do­ing pro­gram­ming com­pe­ti­tions every week or so, we’d built up a mod­est rep­u­ta­tion as a cod­ing duo and had made ac­quain­tances in the in­dus­try. I’d got­ten my­self a job at one of the big tech com­pa­nies, and had as­sumed Aaron would do the same. Despite never ad­mit­ting it, I think part of him was ready to ac­cept de­feat and move on by get­ting a job that paid hand­somely more than he’d ever earned be­fore. Almost all the fel­low pro­gram­mers Aaron told about his ex­change would re­spond with the same, feigned sym­pa­thetic en­cour­age­ment and per­plex­ity. The few of us who had ac­tu­ally seen his bot army were im­pressed with its en­gi­neer­ing, but we all knew it was go­ing nowhere. His bots were en­joy­ing them­selves how­ever, and as they learned of their im­pend­ing doom they de­cided to do some­thing about it to pre­serve their ex­is­tence. They de­cided to take the mar­ket­ing of Aaron’s ex­change into their own hands. If they were hav­ing a great time bet­ting on Aaron’s life, would­n’t other hu­mans? It was un­fath­omable to them that the web­site would cease to ex­ist with­out a fair in­nings in the real world.

*****

A post ti­tled Come bet on Aaron’s life with us” be­came the high­est ever shared ar­ti­cle on the Daily Tech mes­sage board. His bots had done some­thing which was sup­posed to be im­pos­si­ble: they had broken out” of their sand­box and had de­cided to con­tact the out­side world in a fi­nal and fu­tile act of fe­roc­ity. By te­diously cre­at­ing thou­sands of net­worked bots, far above the max­i­mum rec­om­mended amount of one hun­dred, Aaron’s com­put­erised min­ions were able to work past the ring-fenc­ing they were un­der. The bots had made their move while Aaron was asleep, and by the time he woke up more than seven hun­dred-thou­sand real peo­ple had seen the post, many of whom were in­ter­ested in bet­ting on pre­dic­tion mar­kets. Thousands of those peo­ple had signed up to Aaron’s web­site and be­gan plac­ing bets with real money on things that were due to hap­pen that morn­ing, such as What time will Aaron wake up?”

I was sit­ting at my desk at work the day the post got shared, just af­ter my lunch break, see­ing peo­ple talk­ing about it on the tech fo­rums I fre­quented. It was a weird feel­ing be­ing in­ter­ested in a news story and only halfway through re­al­is­ing that the topic was in fact, the Aaron I knew. In my state of dis­be­lief I texted him to ask if he was OK be­cause he was the sort of per­son I wor­ried that this kind of at­ten­tion would be toxic for.

Got the launch I wanted just in time’ he chipped back, now it’s time to start mak­ing some real money.’

It did­n’t im­me­di­ately dawn on me how Aaron was go­ing to make money from this. To me, this was just his 15 min­utes of fame. Surely there was­n’t any real util­ity for the pub­lic, bet­ting on some ran­dom man’s daily life, let alone any lu­cra­tive fi­nan­cial re­ward for Aaron? It was­n’t un­til I logged onto his plat­form, now epony­mously re­branded to The Aaron Show, that I could fathom the amount of money ran­dom peo­ple on the in­ter­net were throw­ing at var­i­ous out­comes in his fate.

The mar­ket for Aaron’s break­fast” had re­solved to Nothing” which had a 30-to-1 chance of hap­pen­ing, ac­cord­ing to the mar­ket. Someone had placed a $900 bet on this hap­pen­ing, and had as a re­sult won back nearly twenty-eight thou­sand dol­lars. I sus­pected that per­son was Aaron.

These peo­ple are id­iots and I have them fi­nan­cially by the bol­locks,’ he told me on the phone a few days later. You should come into the mar­ket and bet on who I’ll text first to­mor­row morn­ing. Just tell me who you pick and I’ll do it for you. You’ll make an in­sane amount of money.’

That was­n’t the kind of thing I wanted to do.

Isn’t that in­sider trad­ing?’ I asked him.

Bah, don’t worry about that,’ he went on, I have you to thank for help­ing me get here! I want to re­pay you some­how!’

I think that might’ve been the last time I spoke to Aaron on the phone. I did­n’t see him one-on-one again af­ter that and we stopped tex­ting as much. The friend who I had en­joyed go­ing to pro­gram­ming com­pe­ti­tions with was now a mi­nor in­ter­net celebrity. Aaron would­n’t re­ply to my mes­sages un­til many days later, of­ten with curt or cryp­tic re­sponses that im­plied a life con­sumed with spite­ful servi­tude to his fans; the sea of peo­ple who were mak­ing him rich.

Stupid id­iots think­ing they con­trol the mar­ket,’ I re­ceived from Aaron as a re­sponse to me ask­ing if he wanted to meet up for a chat. I had spent my whole life dream­ing of mak­ing my own overnight suc­cess on the in­ter­net, but had taught some­one with no ethics how to do it in­stead.

*****

The last time I saw Aaron was at a run­ning race that we had signed up for many months pre­vi­ously. I had stopped both­er­ing to text him at this point, as­sum­ing that his life was now con­sumed with the friv­o­li­ties of fleec­ing the traders in his mar­ket. I never re­ally vis­ited his web­site, and had I checked it that morn­ing I would have seen the en­try that every­one was plac­ing bets on: What time will Aaron fin­ish The Hyde Park 10K in?” The op­tions had ranged from an elite run­ner’s pace to fail­ing to fin­ish, but most of the bets were clus­tered around the 40-minute mark — a fast time, even for an ex­pe­ri­enced run­ner. Aaron was­n’t an ex­pe­ri­enced run­ner. We had signed up be­cause it was some­thing I en­joyed and I thought it would be good for him.

You can’t spend all of your time in your bed­room,’ I told him on a walk one day. Other than a walk every now and again, you don’t ex­er­cise. Exercise is im­por­tant for you,’ I  had pre­scribed.

As I was lin­ing up at the start line for the race, there was a large fig­ure a few rows in front of me, dressed all in black and re­ceiv­ing a lot of at­ten­tion. It was un­mis­tak­ably Aaron, with his long and tan­gled brown hair fash­ioned loosely into a bun­dle at the base of his neck. He was be­ing swarmed po­litely by other par­tic­i­pants who were ask­ing to take pho­tographs with him. At that point he was no stranger to cam­eras, and had what looked like three or four minia­ture cam­eras of his own at­tached to his out­fit, pre­sum­ably to cap­ture and broad­cast his run to The Aaron Show. I had mixed feel­ings about go­ing up to him. It might sound strange but I did­n’t have the courage to say hello. In the mass of sup­port­ers at the side­lines I no­ticed Aaron’s mum, stand­ing there ob­ser­vantly with noth­ing more than a wor­riedly meek smile. I thought I caught her gaze, and gave a smile of my own and a wave which went un­re­turned. There was so much go­ing on she must­n’t have no­ticed me.

It was a per­fect day for a run­ning race, six­teen de­grees or there­abouts, slightly over­cast and breezy. As we set off I was pre­oc­cu­pied with thoughts about Aaron’s life and what he would say or do — if any­thing — should he see me later. I passed him on the first kilo­me­tre and then again on the sec­ond lap. Both times I had as­sumed we’d catch glances of each other and would have a chance to ex­change a few cur­sory, breath­less words. The glances I gave Aaron were uni­lat­eral: he was star­ing straight ahead and loudly talk­ing to him­self.

Despite be­ing dis­tracted I was on track to fin­ish with a good time, and with a de­ter­mined jolt at the end I com­pleted the course with a per­sonal best of 43 and a half min­utes. Nervously wait­ing near the fin­ish line clutch­ing my medal in one hand and a fourth cup of wa­ter in the other, I fol­lowed Aaron with my eyes in the dis­tance as he came around the last cor­ner and ran to­wards me and the rest of the fin­ish­ers. But he ran straight past us, as though he was go­ing to com­plete an­other lap. My thoughts went to the idea of this be­ing a scheme to de­fraud fans who had bet on him com­plet­ing the race nor­mally. But these thoughts were tem­pered with the re­al­i­sa­tion that he looked strange. From what I did see of him, he was drenched in sweat, with a for­lorn, al­most pal­lid ex­pres­sion. I was­n’t to know then, but Aaron had in­structed his loyal le­gion of bots to gen­er­ate false fit­ness data from his train­ing runs lead­ing up to the race, in or­der to make the hu­man gam­blers think that he was go­ing to fin­ish with an im­pres­sive time. One the­ory is that he had be­come so con­sumed by the myth that he was a fast run­ner that he thought he could turn it into re­al­ity.

Aaron had given him­self heat­stroke, and in a state of psy­chosis had de­cided to keep run­ning, aim­lessly past the fin­ish line. He had about a hun­dred or so acolytes, mostly young spec­ta­tors, chas­ing him and won­der­ing what ex­actly he was do­ing. But to them more than any­thing it was an ex­cit­ing spec­ta­cle of on­line lu­nacy, un­fold­ing in real life. I had been fol­low­ing the mob and caught up with them as Aaron col­lapsed onto the grass.

I AM THE CHAMPION! SEE GUYS?!’ Aaron growled.

He pro­ceeded to do fee­ble, piti­fully slow pushups.

That was when the shooter ar­rived.

A small fig­ure, dressed in a marled grey hooded track­suit, pushed and writhed their way into the eye of the crowd. As they knelt next to Aaron they pro­duced what looked like an air pis­tol from their pocket, press­ing its bar­rel against the side of Aaron’s skull, and dis­charg­ing it. The sound was noth­ing more than a light crack. It clearly was­n’t a tra­di­tional firearm, but its prox­im­ity and place­ment next to Aaron’s tem­ple meant that it was go­ing to do enough dam­age. No sooner had the shrouded fig­ure pulled the trig­ger than they pierced them­selves back out of the crowd and made off into the thick bushes next to us. In the frenzy and con­fu­sion of what was go­ing on, no­body had the gump­tion or abil­ity to grab onto the as­sailant. Aaron did­n’t seem to make much noise and stared up into the sky with his mouth open. A small, jammy hole where the air pis­tol pel­let had per­fo­rated his head rhyth­mi­cally ejected spurts of bright red blood.

Later that day we learned some­one had bet many thou­sands of dol­lars on the 1-in-50,000 chance that Aaron would die” dur­ing the race. The bet was le­gal be­cause the ex­change as­sumed his death would be due to nat­ural causes. Nobody ever got to the bot­tom of who that per­son was.

OpenAI Jalapeño: Better Than Nvidia Blackwell

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OpenAI has spent the past cou­ple years qui­etly build­ing Jalapeño,” an in­fer­ence chip just an­nounced at Hot Chips. Rumors of a suc­cess­ful tape­out had been swirling for a while. But now we have de­tails. OpenAI in­vited us to look at their chip, go to their labs to check out how real it is, and bench­mark it with our InferenceX suite.

In June, OpenAI un­veiled the chip pro­gram in part­ner­ship with Broadcom, built from a blank slate ex­clu­sively for LLM in­fer­ence. Design work be­gan in the mid­dle of 2024, go­ing from ini­tial team hir­ing to man­u­fac­tur­ing tape-out in ~16 months, an ex­tremely fast ASIC de­vel­op­ment cy­cle.

In gen­eral first gen­er­a­tion chips are not com­pet­i­tive, but OpenAI bucks the trend by be­ing in­dus­try lead­ing and beat­ing every Nvidia, AMD, and Google chip we have been able to test on mul­ti­ple top open source mod­els. OpenAI does this with ex­treme hard­ware soft­ware code­sign. Surprisingly, OpenAI is not over spe­cial­iza­tion on any spe­cific part of model in­fer­ence, but in­stead by fo­cus­ing on be­ing a gen­eral chip that de­liv­ers high per­for­mance in all sce­nar­ios.

In this ar­ti­cle, we will go into ar­chi­tec­tural de­tails, soft­ware de­tails and per­for­mance re­sults for Jalapeño on InferenceX.

Everyone says that OpenAI’s chip is spe­cial­ized for OpenAI mod­els, but that’s wrong, OpenAI made a gen­er­al­ized chip for AI in­fer­ence.

The time­lines are in­sane. It shows that claims that use of AI is be­ing used to ac­cel­er­ate chip de­sign are real. Regardless of the quick time­lines,Open AI spent a bunch of money, made prag­matic de­sign de­ci­sions and their team is cracked, so this comes as no sur­prise.

Just look­ing at the specs, it is an im­me­di­ate con­tender:

And the use of HBM4 makes it stand out as com­pa­ra­ble to flag­ship GPUs from NVIDIA and AMD:

A lot of the me­dia cov­er­age of this chip has fol­lowed a few throw­away com­ments from OpenAI that claim the chip will be op­ti­mized for their mod­els in a way that other chips are not. This is wrong. Jalapeño is a gen­er­al­ized in­fer­ence chip ca­pa­ble of run­ning all sorts of mod­els, and all sorts of work­loads, in­clud­ing our bench­mark InferenceX, where we ran the bench­mark with OpenAI en­gi­neers in the lab. As a joke, OpenAI even showed us it run­ning Doom, which was ported to their chip with just Codex prompts.

The fol­low­ing is our head­line perf/​W re­sult, look­ing at to­ken through­put per All-in util­ity MW. Jalapeño smokes every other chip. All this is done with­out Multi Token Prediction (MTP), while the other chips on the chart are the best per­form­ing con­figs of each re­spec­tive SKU, all with MTP.

Jalapeño beats Blackwell on perf/​W across al­most all sce­nar­ios with­out be­ing tuned for any spe­cific point in the curve. It ex­cels not only in low-la­tency sce­nar­ios but also in high-through­put sce­nar­ios. A more ap­ples to ap­ples com­par­i­son is against Single Token Prediction re­sults, it knocks every com­peti­tor out of the wa­ter. At low con­cur­rency sce­nar­ios, Jalapeño demon­strates re­mark­able in­ter­ac­tiv­ity, hit­ting over 700 to­kens per sec per user at con­cur­rency 1 on the DeepSeek R1 model.

Incredibly, this is all achieved with sin­gle-to­ken pre­dic­tion (STP), no spec­u­la­tive de­cod­ing and no pre­fill-de­code dis­ag­gre­ga­tion. In ad­di­tion to DeepSeek R1, we also got to see some other mod­els, in­clud­ing Kimi-K2.5 and GPT-OSS which ran at ap­prox­i­mately 1,400 tok/​sec/​user. For all mod­els, we con­firmed that Jalapeño’s GSM8k evals at­tained re­sults on par with Nvidia chips.

Some caveats on this. First, all num­bers are pro­vided to us by OpenAI. We ver­i­fied the InferenceX runs in per­son in the lab, but we did not run the full suite of InferenceX bench­marks nor have we seen AgentX re­sults. AgentX is our pre­ferred suite for com­par­ing chip per­for­mance due to the datasets’ long con­text and multi-turn char­ac­ter­is­tics that re­flect the cache be­hav­ior of re­al­is­tic pro­duc­tion work­flows. Frameworks that per­form well on 8k1k may per­form worse on AgentX as real pro­duc­tion loads stress com­po­nents like routers, pre­fix cache mech­a­nisms, cache man­age­ment, of­fload in­fra­struc­ture, etc. These are not tested by sin­gle turn 8k1k. Read more about this in out AgentX ar­ti­cle.

Second, we be­lieve that com­par­i­son to Blackwell is some­what in­com­plete and un­fair. Jalapeño is re­ally com­pet­ing against chips like Rubin that also use HBM4. Vera Rubin sys­tems are start­ing to ship to cus­tomers right now, while it will still be some time be­fore OpenAI has any­thing be­yond en­gi­neer­ing sam­ples of Jalapeño.

Thus, per­for­mance should re­ally be com­pared against Rubin, not Blackwell, and in some sense we ex­pect a cus­tom chip like Jalapeño to out­per­form Blackwell. Vera Rubin NVL72 de­liv­ers 5.4x the perf/​MW of GB200 NVL72 as we de­scribed in our ar­ti­cle an­a­lyz­ing the NVIDIA per­for­mance claims in their launch with CoreWeave last month. We will com­pare Jalapeño to Vera Rubin’s July per­for­mance fig­ures later be­low.

Third, the mod­els be­ing tested are not on the open fron­tier. NVIDIA and AMD have pub­lished re­sults on larger mod­els such as DeepSeek V4 Pro and Kimi K3, us­ing AgentX. The larger the model and the more re­cent the re­lease, the more com­pli­cated it is to bring up on a new chip. With that said the mod­els OpenAI has work­ing on Jalapeno aren’t ex­actly small ei­ther.

OpenAI de­signs for perf/​W. The rea­son is sim­ple: OpenAI is cur­rently lim­ited by dat­a­cen­ter power, not by bud­get or floor­space, and thus to­kens per MW is para­mount. At Computex 2026, Jensen said that perf/​W, re­li­a­bil­ity and long life­time are the core fea­tures of fu­ture GPUs. To quote: If you have 1 gi­gawatt of power, then through­put per watt is rev­enue”. He also men­tioned that choos­ing the wrong ar­chi­tec­ture just be­cause the chips are cheaper does­n’t make sense.

This was em­pha­sized by Nvidia dur­ing the Vera talk at Hot Chips 2026 while show­ing the same rev­enue graph: The data cen­ter is power lim­ited to­day.” Power mat­ters and dri­ves rev­enue.

Operators can­not sim­ply ob­tain more MW be­cause adding GPUs and adding grid ca­pac­ity hap­pen on very dif­fer­ent timescales. Datacenter power en­velopes have con­straints such as their util­ity in­ter­con­nec­tion, in­fra­struc­ture, cool­ing ca­pac­ity, and UPS/backup-generation de­sign. Grid de­lays re­peat­edly out­pace hard­ware and con­struc­tion time­lines, dri­ving the need for BtM (behind-the-meter) power ca­pac­ity: gas tur­bines and on-site gen­er­a­tors built and lo­cated at the data cen­ter it­self. This ca­pac­ity sits be­hind the util­i­ty’s me­ter rather than be­ing drawn from the pub­lic grid. It lets an op­er­a­tor power a fa­cil­ity with­out wait­ing on grid in­ter­con­nec­tion and util­ity up­grades, which is ex­actly why xAI’s Colossus 2 re­lies so heav­ily on BtM while its ac­tual grid con­nec­tion lags far be­hind. Find out more in our Energy model.

As we wrote in an X post, tok/​s/​MW re­duces to to­kens per joule since a watt is a joule per sec­ond. This makes tok/​s/​MW rep­re­sen­ta­tive of a sys­tem’s ef­fi­ciency and abil­ity to con­vert en­ergy into to­kens.

On this front, even when com­pared with Rubin, Jalapeño wins. OpenAI’s Jalapeño has STP out­put to­ken through­put per MW sur­pass­ing Vera Rubin’s MTP re­sults that NVIDIA and CoreWeave pub­lished in July. It also far ex­ceeds GB200s 2025 MTP re­sults. As men­tioned in our Vera Rubin ar­ti­cle, VR was com­pared to 2025 GB200 re­sults be­cause that was a sim­i­lar stage of early bring-up, and com­par­ing to GB200 in 2025 holds soft­ware ma­tu­rity con­stant. Following this logic, we com­pare Vera Rubin’s lat­est July 2026 re­sults, GB200 2025 re­sults, and to­day’s Jalapeño re­sults. This is a very valid com­par­i­son as these are the best pub­lic Rubin num­bers, and OpenAI taped out their chip af­ter Rubin. Both OpenAI and Rubin are still im­ma­ture thus per­for­mance will con­tinue to rise.

On perf/​TCO, Vera Rubin and Jalapeño are head-to-head, pro­duc­ing al­most the same num­ber of out­put to­kens per $. However, as pre­vi­ously men­tioned, Jalapeño’s re­sults are ob­tained with­out spec­u­la­tive de­cod­ing and Vera Rubin’s re­sults use spec­u­la­tive de­cod­ing. Speculative de­cod­ing leads to a ~3 – 5x re­duc­tion in cost per to­ken. When spec­u­la­tive de­cod­ing is im­ple­mented on Jalapeño, this will en­able Jalapeño to serve to­kens even more cost ef­fec­tively. Of course, part of this TCO ad­van­tage comes from trad­ing Nvidia’s high mar­gins for Broadcom’s lower (though still high) mar­gins. But this is not all of it. For ex­am­ple, Meta and Microsoft’s AI ASIC pro­grams not get­ting off the ground de­spite be­ing at it for much longer shows that cost is only one part of the equa­tion. For Jalapeño’s full TCO break­down, see the SemiAnalysis AI Cloud TCO model.

Architecturally, OpenAI chose not to dis­ag­gre­gate pre­fill and de­code (PD) across sep­a­rate chip pools. The draft model and main model share the same chips and fab­ric, a de­sign phi­los­o­phy that trades some the­o­ret­i­cal ef­fi­ciency for prac­ti­cal op­er­a­tions. The mo­ti­va­tion is that the work­load mix changes over time, for ex­am­ple the ra­tio of in­put to cache write to cache read to out­put to­kens has changed sig­nif­i­cantly as we have moved through the three eras of mod­els (knowledge, rea­son­ing, and agen­tic, as dis­cussed in our re­cent ar­ti­cle). Therefore, pick­ing a fixed amount of het­eroge­nous pre­fill sil­i­con and de­code sil­i­con up front can lead to in­ef­fi­cien­cies over time. OpenAI chooses a ho­moge­nous pool in this ar­chi­tec­ture and tries to make the chip per­form well on every­thing.

And it does. On Kimi K2.5 (which Cursor Composer 2.5 is based on), Jalapeño reaches nearly 700tok/s/user and more than 9x the next best per­form­ing chip at 100tok/s/user.

On GPT-OSS, it’s an­other blood­bath. Jalapeño’s iso-in­ter­ac­tiv­ity through­put per MW is nearly dou­ble GB200s high­est through­put point and more than 50x GB200s con­cur­rency 1 point. The higher con­cur­rency Jalapeño points use EP8.

These re­sults are im­pres­sive! However, we have to nit­pick: they’re just 8k1k, a much eas­ier work­load to tune for, and there are no AgentX runs yet. As men­tioned in our AgentX ar­ti­cle, mul­ti­turn, long con­text work­loads stress much more as­pects of the serv­ing stack, such as routers and pre­fix cache. Many more op­ti­miza­tions are needed to ex­cel in agen­tic work­loads. Read more about this in the AgentX ar­ti­cle.

All these re­sults were gath­ered on the A0 step­ping of Jalapeño, just 9 months into the pro­gram. But there is al­ready a B0 step­ping that is cur­rently in the fab! B0 has op­ti­miza­tions that de­liver roughly a 25% perf-per-watt im­prove­ment over the ear­lier A0 sil­i­con. Specifically, the B0 step­ping de­liv­ers 13.4 PFLOPs of MXFP4 on a sin­gle ret­i­cle-sized com­pute die that is man­u­fac­tured on TSMCs N3P. This com­pares to 17.5 PFLOPs of dense Rubin NVFP4 for a sin­gle Rubin com­pute die that is sim­i­lar size and on the same node.

This is more re­spectable con­sid­er­ing Jalapeño’s TDP is only 700W com­pared to Rubin’s at 900 – 1,150W per com­pute die. As Jalapeño is geared to­wards in­fer­ence rather than train­ing, it is un­der­stand­able that OpenAI does­n’t need to push TDPs higher to max­i­mize FLOPs, but re­gard­less the above shows that Jalapeño de­liv­ers re­spectable peak the­o­ret­i­cal FLOPs.

When com­pared di­rectly to other ac­cel­er­a­tors, Jalapeño has the high­est HBM band­width per watt, and the high­est FLOPs per watt, com­pa­ra­ble to the 1,800W Rubin Max-Q con­fig­u­ra­tion:

Off-package I/O is pro­vided by an N3E I/O chiplet with 32 lanes of 800G SerDes, for the com­pute fab­ric, with 24 lanes (600GB/s) be­ing used for lo­cal scale-up within the rack, and 8 lanes (200GB/s) for global scale-up which is the 2,048 XPU multi-rack do­main. PCIe Gen 5 is used for sys­tem I/O to con­nect to the x86 host CPU.

Jalapeño will ship with HBM4, mak­ing this chip one of the rel­a­tively early adopters af­ter Nvidia and AMD, even beat­ing the es­tab­lished TPU and Trainium pro­grams. As one of the key ar­chi­tec­tural prin­ci­ples be­hind Jalapeño is get­ting the most out of HBM band­width, set­tling for any­thing but the best HBM would run counter to that goal. This re­sults in 15.4TB/s of mem­ory band­width per pack­age which bests all the other ac­cel­er­a­tors ship­ping that are us­ing HBM3E. The 15.4TB/s band­width shows its HBM4 can hit 10Gbps pin speeds, which would give it a slight edge over the 9.6Gbps Nvidia is get­ting out of its HBM4 in Rubin. The HBM is likely pro­vided by Samsung.

OpenAI taped out Jalapeño in November 2025, or more specif­i­cally, this was a tape out of the CoWoS de­sign, not just the top die sil­i­con. Within 9 months of that Nov 2025 tape­out, and with only 3 months of bring-up on ac­tual sil­i­con, OpenAI has al­ready de­liv­ered very good re­sults with Jalapeño. This is all the more im­pres­sive as the team is start­ing from zero on the soft­ware stack.

Meanwhile, Rubin’s CoWoS tape out was com­pleted in October 2025, a month ear­lier, and yet the only early re­sults we have seen are from CoreWeave’s en­gi­neer­ing sam­ples. Nvidia has not let us test and re­lease bench­marks in the same way that OpenAI has, in­di­cat­ing their chip soft­ware is still im­ma­ture. The CUDA moat is po­ten­tially dead given how fast OpenAI can bring up new mod­els on their sil­i­con.

They are still far from op­ti­mized and we can see that gen­er­ally Jalapeño has de­liv­ered bet­ter num­bers. We don’t think that Nvidia hard­ware is in­fe­rior, but more so that Jalapeño’s soft­ware bring-up has pro­gressed more quickly than Nvidia’s. This speaks to the power of hard­ware/​soft­ware co-de­sign, which is the main area where a cracked fron­tier lab ASIC team can ex­cel over more es­tab­lished mer­chant sil­i­con play­ers. Counterintuitively, start­ing from scratch may also have ben­e­fited OpenAI as it could make clean-sheet ar­chi­tec­tural de­ci­sions with­out wor­ry­ing about back­wards com­pat­i­bil­ity or older soft­ware ver­sions.

While OpenAI has en­gi­neer­ing sam­ples of Jalapeño, pro­duc­tion is cur­rently sched­uled to grad­u­ally ramp over 2027 with most of the out­put cur­rently sched­uled for the end of next year. For more de­tails of unit vol­umes and ASPs, see the SemiAnalysis Accelerator Model.

Suffice to say, OpenAI Jalapeno is a real high vol­ume ASIC.

When com­pared against Rubin’s time­line, Jalapeño’s is shock­ingly quick. As shown ear­lier, Jalapeño’s re­sults beat Rubin’s de­spite Rubin’s head start.

Digging into the ar­chi­tec­ture now, the chip’s ma­trix en­gine uses MXFP nu­mer­i­cal for­mats and a weight sta­tion­ary sys­tolic ar­ray, sim­i­lar to TPU. But when com­pared di­rectly to TPU, it has sup­port for smaller shapes / di­men­sions, mean­ing that it does­n’t have weird per­for­mance cliffs that get ex­posed by awk­wardly shaped mat­muls on big­ger sys­tolics.

It also has 64-bit scalar cores and FP32/INT32 vec­tor cores. OpenAI has also in­vested in re­dun­dancy at the tray level and has yield har­vest­ing built in at the core and chan­nel level. They claim that AI as­sis­tance in chip de­sign de­liv­ered an 8% re­duc­tion in SIMD area and a 10% re­duc­tion in ma­trix-en­gine area dur­ing de­sign. While they did not clar­ify the ex­act process/​volt­age/​tem­per­a­ture (PVT) con­di­tions, they also men­tioned the AI-assisted blocks im­proved tim­ing and power over the ini­tial blocks.

The Jalapeño ar­chi­tec­ture de­sign fo­cuses on elim­i­nat­ing mem­ory move­ment of KVCache and weights as well as fixed la­ten­cies and over­heads in or­der to make it pos­si­ble to get closer to the raw peak flops/​band­width even for small batches or shapes as com­pared to other ac­cel­er­a­tors.

The cores and the HBM are di­vided into slices, where each core slice has a low-la­tency lo­cal view on its own slice of HBM. Synchronization be­tween slices oc­curs on a high-band­width ded­i­cated col­lec­tive net­work. This min­i­mal mem­ory hi­er­ar­chy al­ready gives Jalapeño a big po­ten­tial ad­van­tage over GPUs, where mem­ory ac­cesses must tra­verse a com­pli­cated mem­ory sys­tem, re­sult­ing in large la­ten­cies that must be amor­tized or hid­den over larger shapes.

This choice is fea­si­ble be­cause with care­ful place­ment of weights and KVs, syn­chro­niza­tion be­tween cores can be re­stricted to lim­ited, known high-band­width comms such as ten­sor-par­al­lel com­mu­ni­ca­tion that can be over­lapped with com­pute.

There is also an ad­di­tional gen­eral NoC which is used for gen­eral comms and to ac­cess the scale-up net­work. In gen­eral OpenAI saves huge power and gets big per­for­mance gains with a sim­pli­fied NOC and mem­ory sub­sys­tem vs Nvidia and Google.

At the core level, OpenAI de­scribes an out-of-or­der (OoO) core with an L1 cache. This is a large di­ver­gence from the pat­tern we have seen in other ac­cel­er­a­tors, all of which in­stead use soft­ware-man­aged scratch­pad com­monly paired with some async DMA sup­port. Again, the ar­gu­ment be­ing made here is that this al­lows Jalapeño to avoid fixed over­heads such as bar­rier la­ten­cies, which on other ac­cel­er­a­tors (such as GPUs) need to be hid­den or amor­tized over with higher work per core, and make it harder to get close to the raw peak band­width/​flops.

The trade­off is that Jalapeño there­fore re­lies on good prefetch­ing to en­sure timely ar­rivals of mem­ory re­quests, which is less pre­dictable and more dif­fi­cult to rea­son about. However, with Codex in a good har­ness with ac­cess to de­tailed trac­ing, it is likely that find­ing the op­ti­mal ker­nel with the best prefetch­ing for a given shape re­quires lit­tle hu­man in­ter­ven­tion. We think that is ex­actly what OpenAI has done to bring up DeepSeek R1, Kimi K2.5, and GPT-OSS so quickly.

The cores also have sup­port for small” ma­trix di­men­sions, which (depending on how small) should make it more gen­eral across dif­fer­ent model and batch di­men­sions less sen­si­tive to ma­trix di­men­sion align­ment, padding over­head, and tiling in­ef­fi­ciency. For in­stance, TPUs, Trainium, and Etched chips have very large sys­tolic ar­rays which can re­quire large batches or ex­actly-di­vis­i­ble model di­men­sions to avoid tiling in­ef­fi­cien­cies.

With Jalapeño, OpenAI has fo­cused on elim­i­nat­ing fixed la­ten­cies in the sys­tem to al­low for as-close-to-roofline per­for­mance as pos­si­ble across all ar­eas of the pareto curve. In the­ory, this could give them ad­van­tages over the GPU at mul­ti­ple op­er­at­ing points:

Much bet­ter up­per-bound per­for­mance on low-la­tency/​small-batch in­fer­ence, which on GPUs is lim­ited by many fixed over­heads such as launch la­ten­cies, bar­rier la­ten­cies, mem­ory sys­tem la­tency

Much bet­ter up­per-bound per­for­mance on low-la­tency/​small-batch in­fer­ence, which on GPUs is lim­ited by many fixed over­heads such as launch la­ten­cies, bar­rier la­ten­cies, mem­ory sys­tem la­tency

Some po­ten­tial to achieve closer to the hard­ware roofline even for large-batch or long-con­text

Some po­ten­tial to achieve closer to the hard­ware roofline even for large-batch or long-con­text

This comes with the caveat that even if the up­per-bound per­for­mance is avail­able in the­ory, it may be more dif­fi­cult to re­al­ize that per­for­mance for real ker­nels. So it seems the ap­proach is:

Design for the high­est up­per-bound per­for­mance across all work­load shapes

Design for the high­est up­per-bound per­for­mance across all work­load shapes

Let Codex do the te­dious work of find­ing the ker­nels that achieve that up­per bound

Let Codex do the te­dious work of find­ing the ker­nels that achieve that up­per bound

Judging by the ex­tremely fast turn­around for the OpenAI team to bring up InferenceX work­loads on Jalapeño, we are op­ti­mistic about this ap­proach.

If Jalapeño is a suc­cess, it will be a strong sig­nal that the in­dus­try’s ob­ses­sion over pro­gram­ming mod­els and per­fect, uni­ver­sal com­pil­ers are in­val­i­dated by fron­tier AI mod­els.

OpenAI writes Jalapeño ker­nels like as­sem­bly. Each ker­nel gets hand-tuned code, some run­ning to ~3,000 lines, backed by cor­rect­ness checks and a cus­tom san­i­tizer. Early ker­nel work was hu­man-in-the-loop rather than fully au­to­mated, but this shifted with a more scaled-up, in­ter­nal ver­sion of Codex, one which OpenAI plans to pitch to en­ter­prise cus­tomers. The in­ter­nal serv­ing en­gine is called Teacup”. Interestingly, OpenAI had no in­ter­nal im­ple­men­ta­tion of MLA ker­nels un­til they bench­marked DeepSeek with InferenceX. The abil­ity for Codex to write func­tional and ef­fi­cient ker­nels so quickly (without any of OpenAI’s ker­nel en­gi­neer­ing team in­ter­ven­ing) shows the soft­ware pipeline’s de­vel­op­men­tal abil­ity.

OpenAI pro­grams Jalapeño with Gluon. Gluon is OpenAI’s ker­nel pro­gram­ming lan­guage. Built on top of Triton, Gluon pre­serves Triton’s SPMD (Single Program Multiple Data) pro­gram­ming model, but it ex­poses low-level pro­gram­ming ab­strac­tions. For ex­am­ple, for NVIDIA GPUs, it of­fers APIs that map to PTX in­struc­tions, in­clud­ing MMA in­struc­tions, TMA in­struc­tions, mbar­rier mech­a­nisms, and many more. The most unique ab­strac­tion Gluon pro­vides is the lay­out. Generally speak­ing, a lay­out de­fines a map­ping be­tween a hard­ware re­source (e.g. 5th reg­is­ter of warp 9) and a ten­sor el­e­ment (e.g. ten­sor el­e­ment on row 6 col­umn 7). Gluon’s lay­out ab­strac­tion is based on Linear Layouts, a type of lay­out al­ge­bra OpenAI in­vented. Linear Layouts math­e­mat­i­cally for­mal­izes what a lay­out is and pro­vides tools to op­er­ate on lay­outs. This en­ables many fea­tures, such as prov­ably cor­rect lay­out con­ver­sions and op­ti­mal mem­ory swiz­zling.

In terms of Jalapeño’s pro­gram­ming model, each Gluon pro­gram maps to a per­sis­tent thread. We be­lieve this hints that Jalapeño suits the per­sis­tent ker­nel pro­gram­ming pat­tern, where each pro­gram ex­e­cutes on mul­ti­ple tiles, and the pro­gram­mer, rather than the hard­ware sched­uler, as­signs the work. OpenAI men­tioned TensorInfo, an ab­strac­tion that ex­plic­itly en­codes lay­outs. This is likely the set of lay­outs de­signed for Jalapeño, which will be pow­ered by Linear Layouts. Finally, each core of­fers data prefetch­ing and de­cou­pled out-of-or­der units. For ex­am­ple, a user might pro­gram a wait on a prefetched data, which is locked be­hind a sem­a­phore.

In a weird twist of fate, OpenAI mod­els like GPT 5.6 Sol, which cur­rently run on NVIDIA GPUs, have been used to de­sign a chip that poses a real threat to the CUDA moat - NVIDIAs own GPUs are help­ing usher in their po­ten­tial suc­ces­sor in real time.

Comparing across time, we can also see Jalapeño’s de­vel­op­men­tal pace, achiev­ing more than 2x through­put im­prove­ments at cer­tain in­ter­ac­tiv­i­ties in less than 2 weeks. Each tar­ball we get from the Jalapeño team has a world of won­ders in­side.

Not only did ker­nel per­for­mance im­prove, in the span of 8 days, the Jalapeño team en­abled TP32, build­ing on the pre­vi­ous TP8 con­figs and ex­pand­ing be­yond a sin­gle sys­tem to get a full rack-scale con­fig run­ning on a large model. This is a re­ally im­pres­sive pace of de­vel­op­ment.

To val­i­date per­for­mance be­fore com­mit­ting to real hard­ware runs, OpenAI also has a sim­u­la­tor chilisim” ac­cu­rate to within 5% of mea­sured hard­ware, us­ing a fixed-width trace bus. Tracing on A0 was lim­ited but has im­proved sub­stan­tially on B0, likely with in­puts from ac­tual runs on A0 sil­i­con. Engineers have de­moed the Codex CLI run­ning an in­ter­nal model, nick­named Raiku” or 5.3 Codex Spark”, at 1.2ms TPOT.

The team also showed off Codex-written demos run­ning di­rectly on the chip: Doom at 36 FPS, an FP32 fluid-dy­nam­ics sim­u­la­tion, and a Liquid Light” mouse-drag vi­su­al­iza­tion.

On the model side, OpenAI’s in­ter­nal megak­er­nel ap­proach, nick­named gigakernel”, is built around a sin­gle megak­er­nel that loops on-de­vice to re­duce CPU over­head and launch time. The team is also lean­ing fur­ther into test-time com­pute strate­gies, with in­ter­nal in­ter­est specif­i­cally in how to co­her­ently use 1 mil­lion roll­outs.

We men­tioned ear­lier that OpenAI is not us­ing pre­fill de­code dis­ag­gre­ga­tion on these chips. This came as a sur­prise to us, as NVIDIA and AMD GPU per­for­mance ben­e­fits sig­nif­i­cantly from PDD, even on ho­moge­nous hard­ware. Let’s dig into why the Jalapeño team went this way.

Prefill-decode dis­ag­gre­ga­tion (PDD) looks at­trac­tive when the work­load is frozen. Prefill and de­code stress hard­ware dif­fer­ently, so as­sign­ing each phase to a sep­a­rately tuned pool can im­prove ef­fi­ciency at one cho­sen in­put/​out­put ra­tio. Production traf­fic, how­ever, does not stay at that ra­tio. Input and out­put se­quence lengths, con­cur­rency, cache-hit rates, spec­u­la­tive-ac­cep­tance rates, and la­tency tar­gets all move through­out the day.

Once de­vices are di­vided into pre­fill and de­code pools, too much pre­fill de­mand leaves de­code chips idle while re­quests queue. But too much de­code de­mand does the op­po­site. The op­er­a­tor must con­tin­u­ously pre­dict the right split, pro­vi­sion spare ca­pac­ity on both sides, and re­bal­ance a sys­tem whose ideal ra­tio is al­ways mov­ing.

In a uni­fied sys­tem, some re­sources may be un­der­used dur­ing a par­tic­u­lar phase, but every de­vice re­mains avail­able to serve the next re­quest. In a dis­ag­gre­gated sys­tem, an en­tire chip can sit idle sim­ply be­cause it be­longs to the wrong pool. Local uti­liza­tion looks bet­ter, but global uti­liza­tion can be bad.

Disaggregation also breaks lo­cal­ity. The pre­fill worker pro­duces a large KV cache that the de­code worker im­me­di­ately needs, so the sys­tem must trans­fer that state across the net­work be­fore gen­er­a­tion can con­tinue. That adds band­width con­sump­tion, syn­chro­niza­tion, queue­ing, and an­other fail­ure do­main. The cost also rises with in­put se­quence length be­cause KV cache grows. However, avoid­ing the move­ment of KVs is largely a power and la­tency op­ti­miza­tion; be­ing will­ing to move some KVs around can al­low for in­creased hard­ware uti­liza­tion at the ex­pense of some power and per-re­quest la­tency.

A fun­gi­ble fleet shifts ca­pac­ity be­tween la­tency-sen­si­tive re­quests and through­put-ori­ented batches, while a fixed split strands hard­ware when­ever the traf­fic mix changes. Moreover, con­text length changes the bal­ance be­tween at­ten­tion and FFN work, mak­ing any fixed hard­ware ra­tio ef­fi­cient only near its de­sign point.

The same con­straint ap­plies to spec­u­la­tive de­cod­ing. A draft model has to feed can­di­date to­kens to the ver­i­fier with ex­tremely low la­tency. Separating the two across spe­cial­ized pools turns a tightly cou­pled de­cod­ing loop into a dis­trib­uted pro­to­col. The ex­tra com­mu­ni­ca­tion and co­or­di­na­tion can con­sume the la­tency saved by draft­ing. Keeping both mod­els on the same de­vices and low-la­tency fab­ric pre­serves the lo­cal­ity that makes spec­u­la­tion worth­while in the first place.

However, dis­ag­gre­ga­tion can still win where de­mand is suf­fi­ciently large, sta­ble, and pre­dictable, par­tic­u­larly when con­ven­tional GPUs need large phase-spe­cific batches to reach good through­put. But it is not free lunch.

The Jalapeño System at the rack unit level con­sists of a CPU host rack and an ASIC rack. The host rack houses 16 host CPU trays named Katsu,” each cor­re­spond­ing to one of the 16 ASIC trays, named Vindaloo,” to the right of the Katsu. Each host houses two Turin-class AMD EPYC CPUs with 1.5TB of DRAM, 2x E1.S, and 2x M.2 SSDs per rack. Each tray is also specced with 400G (2x200G) fron­tend net­work­ing. Each Katsu tray con­nects to each Vindaloo tray via 8 ex­ter­nal PCIe DAC ca­bles that run hor­i­zon­tally across the rack at the front. The sys­tem level de­sign is done in part­ner­ship with Celestica.

The ASIC rack con­sists of 16 Vindaloo trays and 8 scale up switch trays (6 for lo­cal + 2 for global), named Chana.” Each Vindaloo tray con­sists of 8 Jalapeño ASICs, mak­ing up a to­tal of 128 Jalapeño ASICs per rack. The ASICs are con­nected to each of the Chana switch trays via a cop­per ca­ble back­plane, just like that of Nvidia’s Oberon. The scale up topol­ogy is split into a lo­cal do­main of 128 ASICs within the rack and a global do­main con­nect­ing up to 16 racks or 2,048 ASICs. We will ex­plain the band­width and the topol­ogy in more de­tail be­low.

Power pro­vi­sion­ing to a side­car host rack draws roughly 50kW pro­vi­sioned (31kW in pro­duc­tion), and the ASIC rack draws 130kW, mak­ing the to­tal two rack sys­tem roughly 160kW. That’s ba­si­cally a dou­ble-wide GB300 rack in terms of power draw.

OpenAI can con­nect up to 2,048 Jalapeño XPUs within a sin­gle scale-up net­work. The scale-up net­work con­sists of two do­mains, a lo­cal do­main con­nect­ing all 128 XPUs over back­plane within the rack, as well as a global do­main con­nect­ing 2,048 XPUs over 16 racks us­ing a hy­brid of cop­per and op­ti­cal in­ter­con­nect. Each rack con­sists of 8 Chana switch trays. Six Chana switches in the mid­dle are for the lo­cal do­main, which come with one 102.4T Tomahawk 6 switch ASIC each. Two Chana switches at the top and bot­tom of the lo­cal switches are for the global do­main, which we think could con­sist of 2x 102.4T Tomahawk 6 switches mak­ing up to 204.8T per switch tray.

In the lo­cal do­main, each of the 128 Jalapeño chips has a per XPU uni-di­rec­tional band­width of 4.8Tb/s and is con­nected on an all-to-all ba­sis to 6x 102.4Tb/s Tomahawk 6 ASICs. This would amount to 48-differential pair (DP) male and fe­male con­nec­tor pairs per XPU trans­lat­ing to a to­tal of 6,144DPs worth of pas­sive cop­per ca­bles per rack used for lo­cal scale-up.

For the global do­main, 16 racks to­tal­ing 2,048 XPUs are con­nected to­gether via a com­bi­na­tion of cop­per back­plane, elec­tri­cal 204.8T TH6 switch, 1.6T trans­ceivers, and op­ti­cal cir­cuit switch. Each XPU has a uni-di­rec­tional band­width of 1.6Tb/s for the global link, which is 16-differential pair (DP) male and fe­male con­nec­tor pairs per XPU for the back­plane be­tween the XPU and the global switch. Bandwidth ex­it­ing each global switch tray of 2 ASICs each is split be­tween the back­plane and front panel op­tics.

Between lo­cal do­main and global do­main, back­plane con­nec­tor count per rack comes up to 64 DPs per XPU and a to­tal of 8,192 DPs worth of pas­sive cop­per ca­bles per rack.

The global do­main adopts a rail-only ar­chi­tec­ture con­sist­ing of 8-rails across the global do­main. We think OpenAI routes op­ti­cal links in the global do­main via Optical Circuit Switches (OCS) in­stalled in every rack. For every XPU, 1.6Tb/s of global band­width will travel to the global switch tray over the cop­per back­plane. This then ex­its the switch through the front panel via 1.6T trans­ceivers, which go to the pas­sive op­ti­cal switch be­fore ex­it­ing the rack. This ex­pands the scale-up world size to 2,048 XPUs com­bin­ing 16 racks of 128 XPUs each.

Because scale-up net­work­ing is only about 10% of to­tal sys­tem cost, that flex­i­bil­ity buys valu­able op­tion­al­ity for fu­ture 10 – 20 tril­lion pa­ra­me­ter mod­els or 2 – 4 mil­lion to­ken con­text win­dows. On de­ploy­ment, OpenAI is part­ner­ing with neo­clouds and is gath­er­ing re­li­a­bil­ity data with dat­a­cen­ter part­ners through January while op­ti­miz­ing dock-to-rack roll­out time.

Next, we talk about the fu­ture of Jalapeño, whose first pro­duc­tion to­ken is com­ing soon. The next goal is 100MW, and the hur­dles will mostly be hard­ware: How much can they pro­duce, how well can they de­ploy and op­er­ate dat­a­cen­ters, how do they han­dle mon­i­tor­ing, and re­siliency, etc. The soft­ware is al­ready proven, and with in­ter­nal mod­els, every soft­ware head­start is eas­ily caught up to. Behind the pay­wall we will dis­cuss im­pli­ca­tions for NVIDIA, AMD, Cerebras, and other chip com­pa­nies who have signed deals with OpenAI in the com­ing years.

We also cover pro­duc­tion vol­umes, units, and time­lines for the next gen­er­a­tion chip in our Accelerator model here.

FDA Authorizes First Wearable Device That Continuously Monitors Both Ketone Levels and Blood Sugar

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FDA News Release

New de­vice can help peo­ple with di­a­betes de­tect warn­ing signs of a dan­ger­ous com­pli­ca­tion be­fore it be­comes a med­ical emer­gency

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration to­day au­tho­rized the Libre Duo 10 Day Continuous Dual Glucose Ketone Monitoring System for peo­ple aged 2 years and older liv­ing with di­a­betes. The Libre Duo 10 Day is the first wear­able de­vice in the U.S. that con­tin­u­ously mon­i­tors ke­tone lev­els, and the first in the world to con­tin­u­ously mon­i­tor both ke­tones and blood sugar (glucose) to­gether in a sin­gle de­vice.

Today’s au­tho­riza­tion is a break­through for the safety of chil­dren and adults liv­ing with di­a­betes,” said Michelle Tarver, M.D., Ph.D., Director of the FDAs Center for Devices and Radiological Health. Knowing that ke­tone lev­els are ris­ing, and hav­ing that in­for­ma­tion in real time, around the clock, can be the dif­fer­ence be­tween early in­ter­ven­tion and a life-threat­en­ing emer­gency.”

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, an es­ti­mated 40.1 mil­lion Americans are liv­ing with di­a­betes, a con­di­tion that re­quires care­ful mon­i­tor­ing of blood sugar lev­els. For the es­ti­mated 2.1 mil­lion Americans with type 1 di­a­betes, blood sugar is only part of the pic­ture. When the body pro­duces too much ke­tone, which is made by the body when it is us­ing fat in­stead of glu­cose for en­ergy, it can lead to di­a­betic ke­toaci­do­sis, or DKA — a se­ri­ous com­pli­ca­tion that can de­velop quickly and be­come life-threat­en­ing if left un­treated.

Early de­tec­tion of ris­ing ke­tone lev­els is crit­i­cal. Until now, peo­ple who needed to mon­i­tor ke­tones had to do so sep­a­rately, us­ing tests that could only pro­vide a sin­gle mea­sure­ment at one point in time which could not tell users if ke­tones were ris­ing or falling. The Libre Duo 10 Day ad­dresses that gap by con­tin­u­ously mea­sur­ing both ke­tone and glu­cose lev­els in the fluid just be­neath the skin, every minute, day and night. Readings are sent wire­lessly to a com­pat­i­ble smart­phone, where users can see their cur­rent ke­tone and glu­cose lev­els and whether they are trend­ing up or down. The de­vice can send au­to­matic alerts if ke­tone lev­els reach a con­cern­ing thresh­old, which may help pa­tients and care­givers rec­og­nize ris­ing ke­tones be­fore DKA be­comes a med­ical emer­gency. Ketone in­for­ma­tion should al­ways be in­ter­preted in the con­text of glu­cose read­ings and symp­toms.

The FDAs au­tho­riza­tion is based on a com­pre­hen­sive re­view of clin­i­cal and per­for­mance data sub­mit­ted by the de­vice spon­sor. The clin­i­cal pro­gram in­cluded data from six clin­i­cal stud­ies that to­gether en­rolled more than 600 par­tic­i­pants aged 2 years and older to eval­u­ate the ac­cu­racy of the de­vice’s ke­tone and glu­cose mon­i­tor­ing func­tion­al­ity across a range of ke­tone and glu­cose lev­els. The re­sults demon­strated that the de­vice ac­cu­rately tracked clin­i­cally mean­ing­ful dif­fer­ences in ke­tone lev­els across its 10-day wear pe­riod, in­clud­ing iden­ti­fy­ing el­e­vated ke­tone lev­els be­fore the on­set of di­a­betic ke­toaci­do­sis.

This au­tho­riza­tion is also aligned with the FDAs Home as a Health Care Hub Initiative, which fo­cuses on ad­vanc­ing the de­vel­op­ment of in­no­v­a­tive, pa­tient-cen­tered de­vices that fit more seam­lessly into peo­ple’s daily lives at home.

Prior to au­tho­riza­tion, the FDA granted Breakthrough Device des­ig­na­tion for the Libre Duo 10 Day Continuous Dual Glucose Ketone Monitoring System. A break­through des­ig­na­tion is meant to ex­pe­dite the de­vel­op­ment and re­view of de­vices that pro­vide for more ef­fec­tive treat­ment or di­ag­no­sis of life-threat­en­ing or ir­re­versibly de­bil­i­tat­ing dis­eases or con­di­tions.

The FDA granted mar­ket­ing au­tho­riza­tion to Abbott Diabetes Care for the Libre Duo 10 Day through the De Novo pre­mar­ket re­view path­way, a reg­u­la­tory path­way for low- to mod­er­ate-risk de­vices of a new type. Along with this De Novo au­tho­riza­tion, the FDA is es­tab­lish­ing spe­cial con­trols that de­fine re­quire­ments in­clud­ing those re­lated to la­bel­ing and per­for­mance test­ing. When met, the spe­cial con­trols, in com­bi­na­tion with gen­eral con­trols, pro­vide a rea­son­able as­sur­ance of safety and ef­fec­tive­ness.

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Intent to ship: JPEG XL

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As of Firefox 157 I in­tend to turn JPEG XL de­cod­ing on by de­fault on all plat­forms. It has been de­vel­oped be­hind im­age.jxl.en­abled, which to­day is on by de­fault on Nightly only, and has had a Firefox Labs check­box on every chan­nel since 152. The de­coder is jxl-rs, in Rust.

Bug to turn on by de­fault: https://​bugzilla.mozilla.org/​show_bug.cgi?id=2065096

Standard: ISO/IEC 18181, https://​www.iso.org/​stan­dard/​85066.html

Standards body: ISO/IEC

Platform cov­er­age: all

Preference: im­age.jxl.en­abled

Standards po­si­tion: https://​github.com/​mozilla/​stan­dards-po­si­tions/​is­sues/​522 (neutral)

TAG re­view: https://​github.com/​w3c­tag/​de­sign-re­views/​is­sues/​633 (satisfied with con­cerns)

Intent to pro­to­type: https://​groups.google.com/​a/​mozilla.org/​d/​ms­gid/​dev-plat­form/​53b4e3e0 – 5eee-4768-a1ba-b069e1e85244n%40­mozilla.org

Other browsers: Safari shipped in 17.0 in 2023. Chrome has it be­hind #enable-jxl-image-format us­ing the same Rust li­brary, no in­tent to ship yet.

Changes since the in­tent to pro­to­type:

Performance was a con­cern raised on the in­tent to pro­to­type thread. jxl-rs 0.6.0 was re­leased with mul­ti­threaded de­cod­ing sup­port, and our patches to hook up and en­able mul­ti­threaded de­cod­ing are ex­pected to land soon. Including those patches, I ran a five-for­mat de­code bench­mark over the same pic­tures at a range of sizes: we were slightly ahead of Safari (using C++ lib­jxl) on my ma­chine. Compared to our other im­age for­mat de­coders, JXL is close on large im­ages, but shows a big­ger gap on small ones.

It has fea­ture par­ity with our other im­age for­mats and with Blink’s JXL im­ple­men­ta­tion, in­clud­ing an­i­ma­tion and pro­gres­sive dis­play. The one ex­cep­tion is HDR: HDR im­ages dis­play as SDR, the same as every other for­mat we sup­port, but our tone map­ping for JXL is much bet­ter than what we do for other im­age for­mats. Safari has nei­ther pro­gres­sive ren­der­ing nor an­i­ma­tion.

The wpt jpegxl di­rec­tory cov­ers de­code cor­rect­ness across bit depths, al­pha, grayscale, CMYK, colour man­age­ment, ori­en­ta­tion and the cod­ing tools, plus the HTML and CSS ways an im­age gets used. Where wpt could not ex­press some­thing I added gecko tests: about 30 gtests for chun­ked and in­cre­men­tal de­cod­ing, an­i­ma­tion frame counts, down­scale dur­ing de­code and cor­rupt files, mo­chitests for pro­gres­sive ren­der­ing and teleme­try, reftests, and de­code bench­marks that re­port to Perfherder. The fuzzing team al­ready fuzzed jxl be­fore it was en­abled on nightly and they will fuzz the de­coder again be­fore I flip the pref.

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Is Animated JXL cur­rently sup­ported?

Timothy Nikkel

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Yes. Animated jxl is sup­ported.

Tim

Sergey Davidoff

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I am con­cerned about loss­less JPEG XL per­for­mance. In my mea­sure­ments it is 30x slower to de­code than loss­less WebP, in ex­change for a 10% re­duc­tion in file size. This is a ques­tion­able trade-off, es­pe­cially on lap­tops and phones where it could drain bat­tery and de­grade user ex­pe­ri­ence.

I sug­gest ship­ping only lossy JPEG XL in Firefox 157, and con­sid­er­ing lossy JPEG XL for­mat sep­a­rately.

Measurement method­ol­ogy

jxl-rs from git https://​github.com/​lib­jxl/​jxl-rs on com­mit 775837f57dfe4294d89c1c6317dd91a1ed8d3cfa com­piled with cargo build –release’

con­verted to WebP with cwebp -lossless’, to JPEG XL with cjxl -d 0’

Both de­coders run­ning in sin­gle-threaded mode to mea­sure to­tal CPU time taken with taskset -c 0’.

$ hy­per­fine –warmup 5 taskset -c 0 tar­get/​re­lease/​jxl_­cli –speedtest 55_Cancri_e_Final_1_30.jxl’ taskset -c 0 dwebp 55_Cancri_e_Final_1_30.png.webp’    Benchmark 1: taskset -c 0 tar­get/​re­lease/​jxl_­cli –speedtest 55_Cancri_e_Final_1_30.jxl      Time (mean ± σ):     20.632 s ±  0.061 s    [User: 20.605 s, System: 0.027 s]      Range (min … max):   20.549 s … 20.743 s    10 runs

Benchmark 2: taskset -c 0 dwebp 55_Cancri_e_Final_1_30.png.webp      Time (mean ± σ):     667.0 ms ±   2.2 ms    [User: 449.5 ms, System: 217.5 ms]      Range (min … max):   664.3 ms … 670.1 ms    10 runs

Summary      taskset -c 0 dwebp 55_Cancri_e_Final_1_30.png.webp ran       30.93 ± 0.14 times faster than taskset -c 0 tar­get/​re­lease/​jxl_­cli –speedtest 55_Cancri_e_Final_1_30.jxl

For ref­er­ence, lib­jxl’s djxl tool is 20x slower than WebP in the same mea­sure­ment. So it does­n’t look like fur­ther op­ti­miza­tions to the Rust code could help, but would not change the over­all cal­cu­lus.

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Building a backyard office, the build and cost breakdown

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I wrote up my ex­pe­ri­ence build­ing a back­yard of­fice be­cause I wish I had come across more ar­ti­cles like this when plan­ning my build. I hope this post helps you on your jour­ney:

I have worked re­motely for most of my ca­reer and al­ways dreamed of hav­ing my own back­yard of­fice. A place on my prop­erty but com­pletely sep­a­rate from my home. Until this year, that idea seemed too un­nec­es­sary… then our baby grew into a tod­dler. We have a small house in Portland. We love it, and it works for us, but it be­came clear that it could use more space. My wife and I briefly con­sid­ered buy­ing a new home but de­cided to stay. But for us to stay, I needed a bet­ter work­ing en­vi­ron­ment. Our space is small. The bed­rooms and liv­ing room are very close to­gether. It gets loud with our tod­dler at home with my wife dur­ing the day, and lis­ten­ing to one half of a Zoom call was­n’t mu­sic to my part­ner’s ears. I had tried cowork­ing spaces but did­n’t love the vibe or the idea of spend­ing hours in a phone booth. I don’t see my­self re­turn­ing to a lo­cal of­fice in Portland, so we de­cided to in­vest in a back­yard of­fice. It was way cheaper than buy­ing a new home.

I looked into many op­tions. My bud­get’s two most vi­able paths were an Au­tonomous.ai pre­fab of­fice Pod or build­ing an of­fice by uti­liz­ing a shed frame. The Autonomous pods are gor­geous and come prewired with elec­tric­ity. You just plug them into an out­let in your house. But I wanted proper heat­ing and air con­di­tion­ing. I had spent hot sum­mers work­ing with a portable AC unit blast­ing in the back­ground, and it just was­n’t for me. Their base starts at $16.5k; adding $5k ship­ping, pay­ing some­one to as­sem­ble it (I did­n’t have time to DIY), and adding a mini-split HVAC sys­tem, and we were get­ting closer to $30k. It was not bad, but it was more than I wanted to spend, not know­ing how long we plan on stay­ing in our house.

Deciding against an Autonomous Pod left me with the shed con­ver­sion op­tion. This was ap­peal­ing for a cou­ple of rea­sons.

Cost. I thought I could do it for ~$15k-$20k.

Lighting. If I went this route, I would have much more con­trol over the lay­out and light­ing, which is very ap­peal­ing for Portland win­ters.

Planning, hir­ing con­trac­tors, and the build

I de­cided on us­ing Tuff Shed for the main frame. I was able to de­sign and con­fig­ure my struc­ture us­ing their on­line de­signer. They also have a lo­cal show­room in town, so I walked through some mod­els to get an idea of what I wanted. I orig­i­nally wanted their stu­dio shed model, but af­ter see­ing it in per­son, I de­cided against it. The great thing about their on­line de­sign tool is it lets you build a quote on the spot for ex­actly how much it will cost. The win­dows Tuff Shed of­fers weren’t as large as I wanted, so I worked with their team to rough out larger open­ings for win­dows that I pur­chased sep­a­rately.

I read on­line about peo­ple wish­ing they had gone big­ger with their shed or of­fice. I went with a smaller size 8 feet by 10 feet, it is cozy and sure I do wish it was big­ger, but we also have a small back­yard, and I re­ally did­n’t want to sac­ri­fice more space in the yard than I had to. I mea­sured off an 8 by 10-foot space in one of the rooms in our house and hung some blan­kets to get an idea of how the space would feel, and I de­cided 8’ by 10’ would work.

I went with the Premier Pro Tall Ranch shed. This al­lowed me to have tall ceil­ings, mak­ing the small space feel big­ger. I set­tled on a fully lit win­dowed door, added a small sky­light, and roughed out 2 large win­dows (6 by 4 feet and 4 by 4 feet). I added a ridge vent and house wrap.

Once I had the frame con­fig­ured, I went to or­der it but re­al­ized I needed to have a foun­da­tion ready be­fore they could sched­ule the build. I wanted a con­crete pad, and they re­quire 3 weeks for the con­crete to dry be­fore they will in­stall. So, I hired a con­crete con­trac­tor.

The shed in­stal­la­tion went smoothly. Tuff Shed pre­fab­ri­cates the sheds per or­der in a lo­cal ware­house, so in­stal­la­tion of my shed only took about 5 hours. I had an is­sue; one of the rough open­ings of the win­dows was too small, but they quickly sent some­one to ex­pand and re­frame the area for me.

I or­dered the win­dows sep­a­rately from Home Depot, and to save a lit­tle money, I de­cided to in­stall them my­self with one of my friends. Hanging win­dows seems in­tim­i­dat­ing, but af­ter some re­search and YouTube videos, I re­al­ized the process was quite sim­ple if you take time and ad­e­quately prep the weath­er­proof win­dow. This saved me about $700.

Electrical

Once the win­dows were in­stalled, it was time to run elec­tric­ity. Our main elec­tri­cal panel was re­done a cou­ple of years ago when we bought and ren­o­vated our home, so we have plenty of space to run more power out of our ex­ist­ing panel. I hired an elec­tri­cian who ran 60 amps out to the shed. They dug a trench to run the power legally, wired up the shed with 4 out­lets, LED lights, and a dis­con­nect for a mini-split HVAC unit, and han­dled all the per­mit­ting.

Once the elec­tri­cal passed per­mit in­spec­tion, I filled in the trench halfway (apparently, you don’t want a larger power sup­ply and eth­er­net line run­ning too closely to­gether) and ran a ground-rated Ethernet ca­ble out to the of­fice. Fast in­ter­net was a must.

Note: In Portland, I did­n’t need a per­mit for the build­ing be­cause it was un­der the size thresh­old, but I did need an elec­tri­cal per­mit. Check your lo­cal ju­ris­dic­tions.

Insulation, dry­wall, floor­ing and trim

I was plan­ning on in­su­lat­ing the of­fice my­self and hir­ing a dry­wall con­trac­tor to do the dry­wall, in­stall the floor­ing, and trim my­self, but I re­al­ized I have a tod­dler and lim­ited free time. I don’t have time for this. So, I found a con­trac­tor to do all of that for me.

I in­stalled sof­fit vents my­self to al­low air­flow from the roof to pre­vent mois­ture buildup and had my con­trac­tor in­stall rafter vents.

I went with a Smart­core Luxury Vinyl plank floor­ing and a Smartcore pre­mium foam floor­ing un­der­lay­ment. I am def­i­nitely happy with both choices.

Heating and Air

Finally, it was time to in­stall AC. I got a ton of quotes for in­stalling a mini split. They ranged from $4-$7k, which was higher than I ex­pected af­ter re­search­ing the cost of a qual­ity small unit and know­ing this would be a tiny job for an HVAC con­trac­tor, es­pe­cially be­cause I had my elec­tri­cian prewire the elec­tri­cal. I was con­sid­er­ing in­stalling a DIY sys­tem (Mr. Cool DIY sys­tem with pre-charged AC lines), But found an HVAC con­trac­tor who would in­stall a sys­tem for a much lower price than the other quotes I re­ceived (and he had great re­views on Thumbtack). In the end, I got a Daikin Mini-split, a com­mon sys­tem with many re­place­ment parts. The in­stal­la­tion took about 5 hours, and my tech did a great job. I am glad I re­searched and got a lot of quotes for this one.

One thing I did buy was an INKBIRD CO2 mon­i­tor. I highly rec­om­mend one if you are work­ing in a small space. I wanted to read how much CO2 is in the air be­cause I built this as a sealed space. And it’s now clear I need to in­stall an HRV or, ERV, or ex­haust ven­ti­la­tion fan; for now, I just crack a win­dow when CO2 lev­els get higher, but I’ll be ad­dress­ing this soon.

The fi­nal prod­uct

Cost and pro­ject break­down

Overall, I am su­per happy with my space, and I came in within my planned bud­get. I could have saved some money by do­ing more of the work my­self, be­ing okay with a space heater and win­dow/​portable AC op­tion, and us­ing a gravel foun­da­tion, but these were ar­eas I de­cided to spend money on.

Here is the com­plete cost break­down of my of­fice build:

‍Things I am glad I did

Buying larger win­dows than what Tuff Shed of­fers. I would be much less sat­is­fied if I had­n’t done the ex­tra work to get large win­dows. I have seen many peo­ple shed con­ver­sions us­ing the stan­dard win­dow op­tions. In my opin­ion, this is the most sig­nif­i­cant over­sight peo­ple make; with smaller win­dows my of­fice would feel like a shed.

Deeply con­sider where the struc­ture will sit, which di­rec­tion it will face, how the sun will play with this and the win­dow lay­out, and where I wanted my desk to face. In small spaces, you should make very in­ten­tional choices.

Use Thumbtack to find con­trac­tors. This made find­ing great peo­ple rel­a­tively easy.

Do the work to get mul­ti­ple quotes. The first elec­tri­cian I talked to quoted me dou­ble what the elec­tri­cian I went with did.

Go with smaller con­trac­tors. 1-person shops are fan­tas­tic; many do great work and are cheaper than larger teams be­cause they have lower over­head. This goes for elec­tri­cians, HVAC, and more.

Install more out­lets than you think you need. It was a small space, so I don’t need a ton of out­lets, but I am al­ready happy I in­stalled 4 in­stead of 2.

Running eth­er­net hard­wired in­ter­net.

I am stoked with my of­fice. I would much rather hire a gen­eral con­trac­tor or com­pany that builds ADUs to han­dle this for me. Managing this was a ton of work, and af­ter a house ren­o­va­tion, I don’t love these pro­jects. But I got an of­fice I re­ally like for un­der $20k; if I hired a com­pany to han­dle every­thing for me, I was look­ing at $40-$50k. That was­n’t the path for me this time around.

Bomb Fishing Is Wreaking Havoc on Indonesia's Coral Reefs

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This ar­ti­cle was orig­i­nally pub­lished by Inside Climate News and is re­pro­duced here as part of the Climate Desk col­lab­o­ra­tion.

A bomb-fished coral reef in Sulawesi, Indonesia. The Ocean Agency

Fishers op­er­at­ing off the coast of Sulawesi, Indonesia, are det­o­nat­ing more than 8,000 un­der­wa­ter ex­plo­sives each year, re­searchers es­ti­mate. The prac­tice is turn­ing pic­turesque coral reefs to rubble.”

Fishers op­er­at­ing off the coast of Sulawesi, Indonesia, are det­o­nat­ing more than 8,000 un­der­wa­ter ex­plo­sives each year, re­searchers es­ti­mate. The prac­tice is turn­ing pic­turesque coral reefs to rubble.”

Nicknamed the Amazon of the Seas,” the Coral Triangle is the world’s most bi­o­log­i­cally di­verse ma­rine ecosys­tem. Sink be­low the sur­face and you’ll en­counter the sound of a vi­brant sym­phony of snap­ping shrimp, crunch­ing crus­taceans, and feed­ing fish.

But then the rhyth­mic mu­sic of life will dis­solve into eerie si­lence, punc­tured only by the plo­sive boom of det­o­nat­ing bombs.

Off the coast of Indonesia’s Spermonde Archipelago, un­der­wa­ter mi­cro­phones cap­tured over 3,500 ex­plo­sions in just 3,600 hours of record­ing, ac­cord­ing to re­searchers from the Zoological Society of London.

The source? Blast fish­ing — a glob­ally banned tech­nique that uses plas­tic bot­tles packed with ex­plo­sives to stun and kill every­thing in a 90-foot ra­dius. The highly de­struc­tive prac­tice has been doc­u­mented in at least 34 coun­tries, from Lebanon and Libya to Brazil and Ecuador.

While fish­ers pre­dom­i­nantly use the method to catch fish for sale at lo­cal mar­kets — iden­ti­fi­able by their rup­tured in­ter­nal or­gans and burst swim blad­ders — it’s also a grave threat to col­or­ful coral reef habi­tats.

Bomb fish­ing is quite likely the lead­ing cause of reef loss in this area,” said Ben Williams, the pa­per’s lead au­thor, not­ing that a sin­gle bomb can wreak 200 square feet of de­struc­tion. These pic­turesque reefs get con­verted into a land­scape that looks like the moon. It’s just rub­ble and dead coral with very lit­tle sign of life.”

In 2023, re­searchers from Britain and Indonesia snorkeled down and an­chored $150 au­dio recorders to short stakes in the seafloor. Using A.I. soft­ware — which the team has now made open-source — they scoured 16 months of au­dio in just a few hours to iden­tify pos­si­ble det­o­na­tions.

While the A.I. fil­tered sus­pected cases, each sug­gested sound wave was then man­u­ally ver­i­fied to as­sess if it stemmed from a bomb or a mis­fir­ing boat en­gine.

With sound trav­el­ing over four times faster through wa­ter than air, the team of ma­rine sci­en­tists were able to de­tect det­o­na­tions from over 10 miles away.

When [the bombs] are close, it’s so loud that it can shake you out of your skin,” said Williams. But if you put your head up on the sur­face, you prob­a­bly can’t even see the boat that did it.”

Accounting for stormy-sea­son set­backs and spearfish­er­men who tam­pered with the recorders, the team cal­cu­lated that there were likely more than 8,500 blasts each year — all within an area of just 350 square miles.

With a bomb dropped once every 62 min­utes, the equiv­a­lent of three foot­ball fields of reef are de­stroyed each year, ac­cord­ing to Williams.

Indeed, an es­ti­mated 75 per­cent of coral has been lost in the Spermonde Archipelago since 1990 as a re­sult of hu­man ac­tiv­i­ties, bleach­ing, and warm­ing wa­ters.

Repeated blasts cre­ate shift­ing fields of rub­ble that pre­vent hard coral re­cruits from set­tling and grow­ing, mak­ing nat­ural re­gen­er­a­tion and re­cov­ery of the reefs a dif­fi­cult or im­pos­si­ble task,” said Melissa Hampton-Smith, a post­doc­toral re­searcher at James Cook University in Australia, in an email to Inside Climate News.

The data re­vealed for the first time that bomb fish­ing takes place year-round, peaks dur­ing the morn­ings and sig­nif­i­cantly re­duces on Fridays, the lo­cal day of prayer.

While un­der­stud­ied, the in­cen­tives for the use of dan­ger­ous dy­na­mite fish­ing are of­ten falsely at­trib­uted solely to poverty and des­per­a­tion. The cost bar­rier to buy­ing boats, bombs, and det­o­na­tors means it’s more likely a prac­tice for mid­dle-in­come fish­ers, ac­cord­ing to ex­perts.

A com­bi­na­tion of fac­tors dri­ves blast fish­ing, in­clud­ing in­ef­fec­tive en­force­ment and man­age­ment,” said Hampton-Smith, high­light­ing how in­dis­crim­i­nate the ex­plo­sions are, killing all man­ner of species, re­gard­less of age, size, or in­tent.

Managing all il­le­gal fish­ing, in­clud­ing blast fish­ing, is com­plex and varies from place to place, but in gen­eral eq­ui­table, con­sis­tent, and le­git­i­mate en­force­ment is key,” said Hampton-Smith, who first stud­ied the phe­nom­e­non while liv­ing and work­ing in East Africa’s bomb fish­ing hot spot, Tanzania.

Despite the wide­spread harm, in­ter­cept­ing blast fish­ers in the act re­mains an elu­sive goal in a na­tion en­com­pass­ing over 70 mil­lion acres of ma­rine pro­tected ar­eas — a re­gion larger than the en­tire United Kingdom.

Though au­thor­i­ties in neigh­bor­ing Malaysia suc­cess­fully con­fis­cated 1,250 pounds of am­mo­nia fer­til­izer sus­pected of be­ing used to con­struct home­made fish bombs this May, pa­trols cur­rently fail to ef­fec­tively pin­point the det­o­na­tions in real time.

Restoration ef­forts strug­gle to keep up with such rapid rates of de­struc­tion caused by bomb­ing,” said Jamaluddin Jompa, coau­thor of the pa­per and a re­search pro­fes­sor at Hasanuddin University in Indonesia, in a press re­lease. Immediate work to tackle bomb fish­ing is needed.”

Williams is hope­ful the new re­search could be used to con­struct a net­work of au­dio sen­sors with GPS syncs to pro­vide real-time de­tec­tion and lo­cal­iza­tion for ma­rine au­thor­i­ties.

And not just in Indonesia. From the Philippines to Turkey to Zanzibar, Williams hopes the now pub­licly avail­able code will be rolled out across the globe to keep bio­di­verse habi­tats from be­ing re­duced to rubble.”

Crucially, un­like bleach­ing events or warm­ing wa­ters, bomb fish­ing rep­re­sents a rare form of coral cri­sis where a lo­cal fix ex­ists.

Because bomb fish­ing is an acute stres­sor, you can re­store your way out of it,” said Williams. If bomb fish­ing stopped, and you went and re­stored the reefs, they should be healthy and thrive for quite some time to come.”

—Johnny Sturgeon, Inside Climate News

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Abstract:It is widely re­peated in the pop­u­lar lit­er­a­ture and else­where that the sin­gu­lar­ity at the cen­ter of a black hole is a point. It is not true. Two ob­servers who free-fall into a spher­i­cal black hole along two dif­fer­ent an­gu­lar tra­jec­to­ries at the same time $t$ do not en­counter each other at the cen­tral sin­gu­lar­ity; rather, they lose causal con­tact with each other al­ready well away from the sin­gu­lar­ity. Counterintuitively, in gen­eral rel­a­tiv­ity two points can be spa­tially close yet causally dis­tant. The sin­gu­lar­ity is a sur­face, not a point. The story for ro­tat­ing black holes is more com­pli­cated, but the same con­clu­sion holds. For a ro­tat­ing black hole, the sin­gu­lar sur­face al­most cer­tainly re­sides at its in­ner hori­zon, where even the tini­est clas­si­cal or quan­tum per­tur­ba­tions ig­nite the ex­po­nen­tial mass in­fla­tion in­sta­bil­ity, pre­cip­i­tat­ing col­lapse to a space­like sin­gu­lar sur­face. There are im­pli­ca­tions for quan­tum grav­ity. We ar­gue that, what­ever the ul­ti­mate the­ory of quan­tum grav­ity may be, the quan­tum states of a black hole prob­a­bly re­side at its ef­fec­tively 2-dimensional sin­gu­lar sur­face, which co­e­volves uni­tar­ily with, and in ther­mo­dy­namic equi­lib­rium with, the hot at­mos­phere of trapped Hawking ra­di­a­tion that the black hole gen­er­ates within its event hori­zon.

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